Glory  —  I think you two are EXCEPTIONAL....way to show em who runs the world....release your own pictures!  —  I think you two are EXCEPTIONAL....way to show em who runs the world....release your own pictures!  —  I think you two are EXCEPTIONAL....way to show em who runs the world....release your own pictures!

Lindsay Lohan Tried To Talk A Rich Dude Into Buying Her A $20,000 Watch  —  Despite showing up to looking like the World's Puffiest Little Coke Addict, Lindsay Lohan apparently thought she was still the big-breasted, underage freckle girl America couldn't wait to stick its penis into and tried …

‘Roseanne’ Reunion: John Goodman To Co-Star In Roseanne Barr's NBC Pilot  —  Roseanne co-stars Roseanne Barr and John Goodman together again.  I've learned that, after lengthy negations, Goodman is in final negotiations to join Barr's new sitcom, the NBC pilot Downwardly Mobile.

Madonna — M.I.A.'s Middle Finger Stunt Was Stupid and Childish  —  M.I.A.'s Middle Finger Stunt  —  Was Stupid and Childish  —  Madonna is lashing out at M.I.A.'s bird-flipping grab for attention during the Super Bowl Halftime show last weekend — claiming the crude gesture was a “teenager ... irrelevant thing to do.”

LeAnn Rimes Admits To Calling The Paparazzi  —  Human vodka bag Chelsea Handler has spit out a lot of s**t about the Falcor/Lamb Chop hybrid that is LeAnn Rimes, but the latter decided to be the bigger person by going on the former's show.  And by “bigger person” I mean that LeAnn is a fame whore …

Robin Wright Looks Good In A Bikini.  Who Knew?  —  [Disclaimer: At no point did I say look at her face.  You did that to yourself.]  —  Here's Robin Wright looking surprisingly good in a bikini yesterday which finally much proves that Sean Penn's penis is the fabled “ugly stick” of lore …

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Step Out - Together!  —  Yep, that's him.  And her.  —  Nearly hidden behind a bushy beard and a green baseball cap, Justin Timberlake was spotted in Westwood, Calif., on Friday out and about with fiancée Jessica Biel.

Exclusive: Whitney Port Dating The City's Associate Producer Tim Rosenman!  —  Her onscreen romances may have fizzled on The City, but Whitney Port was falling in love behind the scenes with associate producer Tim Rosenman, Us Weekly can exclusively report.  —  Though the MTV reality series …

Saoirse Ronan to star in Disney's ‘Seven’  —  Long-gestating warrior project aims for international cast  —  Saoirse Ronan is in final talks to star in Disney's “Order of Seven,” a project that was originally developed as a Kung Fu retelling of “Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.”

Halle Berry — Mental Hospital Escapee Apprehended by Police  —  Mental Hospital Escapee  —  Apprehended by Police  —  Halle Berry has one fewer reason to flee to France — because the mentally unstable man who threatened to slit her throat has been successfully apprehended by authorities.

Angelina Jolie & The Kids Visit Legoland  —  It took more than 1-degree weather to keep Angelina Jolie and three of her and Brad Pitt's kids from enjoying Berlin's Legoland Discovery Centre on Thursday afternoon.  —  Mom and Maddox, Pax and Shiloh piled into a Mercedes van and headed …

Baby No. 3 on the Way for Jason Lee  —  Three's company!  —  Jason Lee will welcome his third child — a boy — in June, his rep tells PEOPLE exclusively.  —  The actor, 41, and wife Ceren are already parents to daughter Casper, 3½, as well as son Pilot, 8, from his prior relationship.

Kris Jenner Gets “Instant Gratification” From Sexual Arousal Oils  —  After nearly 21 years of marriage, Kris Jenner still has the hots for her husband Bruce — but that doesn't mean they don't need a little assistance in the bedroom.  —  PHOTOS: Kardashian family album

Macaulay Culkin Drops off iPod for Deejay Gig  —  Macaulay Culkin bailed on his monthly deejay gig Thursday night at Le Poisson Rouge in New York City's West Village.  Instead, fans ready to dance to his live music picks got an earful of his iPod - and a chance to do some charity.  —  “He's here all the time.