Glory  —  I think you two are EXCEPTIONAL....way to show em who runs the world....release your own pictures!  —  I think you two are EXCEPTIONAL....way to show em who runs the world....release your own pictures!  —  I think you two are EXCEPTIONAL....way to show em who runs the world....release your own pictures!

Lindsay Lohan Tried To Talk A Rich Dude Into Buying Her A $20,000 Watch  —  Despite showing up to looking like the World's Puffiest Little Coke Addict, Lindsay Lohan apparently thought she was still the big-breasted, underage freckle girl America couldn't wait to stick its penis into and tried …

‘Roseanne’ Reunion: John Goodman To Co-Star In Roseanne Barr's NBC Pilot  —  Roseanne co-stars Roseanne Barr and John Goodman together again.  I've learned that, after lengthy negations, Goodman is in final negotiations to join Barr's new sitcom, the NBC pilot Downwardly Mobile.

Madonna — M.I.A.'s Middle Finger Stunt Was Stupid and Childish  —  M.I.A.'s Middle Finger Stunt  —  Was Stupid and Childish  —  Madonna is lashing out at M.I.A.'s bird-flipping grab for attention during the Super Bowl Halftime show last weekend — claiming the crude gesture was a “teenager ... irrelevant thing to do.”

LeAnn Rimes Admits To Calling The Paparazzi  —  Human vodka bag Chelsea Handler has spit out a lot of s**t about the Falcor/Lamb Chop hybrid that is LeAnn Rimes, but the latter decided to be the bigger person by going on the former's show.  And by “bigger person” I mean that LeAnn is a fame whore …

Robin Wright Looks Good In A Bikini.  Who Knew?  —  [Disclaimer: At no point did I say look at her face.  You did that to yourself.]  —  Here's Robin Wright looking surprisingly good in a bikini yesterday which finally much proves that Sean Penn's penis is the fabled “ugly stick” of lore …

Halle Berry — Mental Hospital Escapee Apprehended by Police  —  Mental Hospital Escapee  —  Apprehended by Police  —  Halle Berry has one fewer reason to flee to France — because the mentally unstable man who threatened to slit her throat has been successfully apprehended by authorities.

Exclusive: Whitney Port Dating The City's Associate Producer Tim Rosenman!  —  Her onscreen romances may have fizzled on The City, but Whitney Port was falling in love behind the scenes with associate producer Tim Rosenman, Us Weekly can exclusively report.  —  Though the MTV reality series …

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Step Out - Together!  —  Yep, that's him.  And her.  —  Nearly hidden behind a bushy beard and a green baseball cap, Justin Timberlake was spotted in Westwood, Calif., on Friday out and about with fiancée Jessica Biel.

Angelina Jolie & The Kids Visit Legoland  —  It took more than 1-degree weather to keep Angelina Jolie and three of her and Brad Pitt's kids from enjoying Berlin's Legoland Discovery Centre on Thursday afternoon.  —  Mom and Maddox, Pax and Shiloh piled into a Mercedes van and headed …

Saoirse Ronan to star in Disney's ‘Seven’  —  Long-gestating warrior project aims for international cast  —  Saoirse Ronan is in final talks to star in Disney's “Order of Seven,” a project that was originally developed as a Kung Fu retelling of “Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.”

Kris Jenner Gets “Instant Gratification” From Sexual Arousal Oils  —  After nearly 21 years of marriage, Kris Jenner still has the hots for her husband Bruce — but that doesn't mean they don't need a little assistance in the bedroom.  —  PHOTOS: Kardashian family album

Baby No. 3 on the Way for Jason Lee  —  Three's company!  —  Jason Lee will welcome his third child — a boy — in June, his rep tells PEOPLE exclusively.  —  The actor, 41, and wife Ceren are already parents to daughter Casper, 3½, as well as son Pilot, 8, from his prior relationship.

Mega-Director Bobby Farrelly — Son Dies from Apparent Drug Overdose  —  MEGA-DIRECTOR BOBBY FARRELLY  —  Son Dies from Apparent  —  Drug Overdose  —  Jesse Farrelly — son of “Something About Mary” director Bobby Farrelly — died this week of an apparent drug overdose in Orange County, CA ... TMZ has learned.