Top News:
The Superficial:
Lindsay Lohan Tried To Talk A Rich Dude Into Buying Her A $20,000 Watch — Despite showing up to looking like the World's Puffiest Little Coke Addict, Lindsay Lohan apparently thought she was still the big-breasted, underage freckle girl America couldn't wait to stick its penis into and tried …
Discussion:
What Would Tyler Durden Do
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New York Post:
Lohan goes for gold at gala — Lindsay Lohan tried to persuade a wealthy patron to bid on an expensive gift for her in the auction at the star-studded amfAR benefit Wednesday night. — The gala, hosted by Sarah Jessica Parker, raised more than $1.4 million for AIDS research at Cipriani Wall Street …
Discussion:
Dlisted, The Blemish, Oh No They Didn't! and Cele|bitchy
Zach Johnson / Us Weekly:
Lindsay and Ali Lohan Tell Mom Dina: “You're Looking Scary!”
Discussion:
PerezHilton, The Blemish, Dlisted and Cele|bitchy
TMZ.com:
Madonna — M.I.A.'s Middle Finger Stunt Was Stupid and Childish — M.I.A.'s Middle Finger Stunt — Was Stupid and Childish — Madonna is lashing out at M.I.A.'s bird-flipping grab for attention during the Super Bowl Halftime show last weekend — claiming the crude gesture was a “teenager ... irrelevant thing to do.”
Discussion:
Associated Press, The Blemish, X17 Online, omg! and PerezHilton
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Michael Murray / Ryan Seacrest:
Madonna Says M.I.A's ‘Digit Malfunction’ Was A ‘Teenager, Irrelevant Thing To Do’ [AUDIO] — Madonna called in to “On Air with Ryan Seacrest” to discuss her Super Bowl performance including the controversy around M.I.A.'s digit malfunction, and whether or not we can expect Britney Spears on her upcoming single “Girls Gone Wild.”
Discussion:
KAMP, Us Weekly and World Of Wonder
Chelsea Lately / E! Online:
LeAnn Rimes Recalls Chelsea Handler's Not-So-Nice Comments on Chelsea Lately — Hello, you either have JavaScript turned off or an old version of Adobe's Flash Player. Get the latest Flash player. — And there she was, shimmy-shaking up to Chelsea Handler.
Discussion:
Cele|bitchy
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TMZ.com:
Halle Berry — Mental Hospital Escapee Apprehended by Police — Mental Hospital Escapee — Apprehended by Police — Halle Berry has one fewer reason to flee to France — because the mentally unstable man who threatened to slit her throat has been successfully apprehended by authorities.
Discussion:
Associated Press, tooFab.com and The Hollywood Gossip
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Natalie Finn / E! Online:
Halle Berry: Death Threats Are Reason for Move to France
Discussion:
msnbc.com, Hollywood.com and Cele|bitchy
Shelby Grad / L.A. NOW:
Man once jailed for stalking Madonna escapes from mental hospital
Discussion:
E! Online, Oh No They Didn't! and PerezHilton
Nellie Andreeva / Deadline.com:
‘Roseanne’ Reunion: John Goodman To Co-Star In Roseanne Barr's NBC Pilot — Roseanne co-stars Roseanne Barr and John Goodman together again. I've learned that, after lengthy negations, Goodman is in final negotiations to join Barr's new sitcom, the NBC pilot Downwardly Mobile.
Discussion:
Reuters, Dlisted, Gossip Cop and PerezHilton
The Superficial:
Robin Wright Looks Good In A Bikini. Who Knew? — [Disclaimer: At no point did I say look at her face. You did that to yourself.] — Here's Robin Wright looking surprisingly good in a bikini yesterday which finally much proves that Sean Penn's penis is the fabled “ugly stick” of lore …
Discussion:
DrunkenStepfather
People.com:
Angelina Jolie & The Kids Visit Legoland — It took more than 1-degree weather to keep Angelina Jolie and three of her and Brad Pitt's kids from enjoying Berlin's Legoland Discovery Centre on Thursday afternoon. — Mom and Maddox, Pax and Shiloh piled into a Mercedes van and headed …
Discussion:
Cele|bitchy, PopSugar, Just Jared and www.bricksandstonesgossip.com
Zach Johnson / Us Weekly:
Kris Jenner Gets “Instant Gratification” From Sexual Arousal Oils — After nearly 21 years of marriage, Kris Jenner still has the hots for her husband Bruce — but that doesn't mean they don't need a little assistance in the bedroom. — PHOTOS: Kardashian family album
Discussion:
Cele|bitchy, Celeb Gossip …, Dlisted, www.bricksandstonesgossip.com and Gawker
TMZ.com:
Mega-Director Bobby Farrelly — Son Dies from Apparent Drug Overdose — MEGA-DIRECTOR BOBBY FARRELLY — Son Dies from Apparent — Drug Overdose — Jesse Farrelly — son of “Something About Mary” director Bobby Farrelly — died this week of an apparent drug overdose in Orange County, CA ... TMZ has learned.
Discussion:
The Blemish, omg! and Gossip Cop
People.com:
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Step Out - Together! — Yep, that's him. And her. — Nearly hidden behind a bushy beard and a green baseball cap, Justin Timberlake was spotted in Westwood, Calif., on Friday out and about with fiancée Jessica Biel.
Discussion:
PopSugar and www.bricksandstonesgossip.com
TMZ.com:
Home Blue Ivy Carter Photos — FIRST Close Up of Beyonce and Jay-Z's Baby — BLUE IVY — I'm Ready for My 1st Close Up! — This is what the heir to a hip-hop fortune looks like ... Beyonce and Jay Z have finally posted photos of Blue Ivy Carter .. which appear to have been taken …
Discussion:
CONCRETELOOP.COM, Reuters, omg! and Associated Press
Celebslam:
Kate Upton is probably getting the cover — Kate Upton at her day job — Top heavy model Kate Upton is the odds on favorite to grace the cover of the new Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, which will be revealed next Monday and why are you still reading this and not clicking on all the pictures?
Discussion:
New York Post
Zach Johnson / Us Weekly:
Exclusive: Whitney Port Dating The City's Associate Producer Tim Rosenman! — Her onscreen romances may have fizzled on The City, but Whitney Port was falling in love behind the scenes with associate producer Tim Rosenman, Us Weekly can exclusively report. — Though the MTV reality series …
Discussion:
Crushable
Sarah / People.com:
Baby No. 3 on the Way for Jason Lee — Three's company! — Jason Lee will welcome his third child — a boy — in June, his rep tells PEOPLE exclusively. — The actor, 41, and wife Ceren are already parents to daughter Casper, 3½, as well as son Pilot, 8, from his prior relationship.
Discussion:
Celeb Gossip …
Jessica / INF Daily:
Pics! Reese Witherspoon Takes Advantage of Warm February in a Cute Short Skirt! — INF Daily's photogs caught up with Reese Witherspoon on her way to lunch at Chin Chin's in the Brentwood neighborhood of Los Angeles. She was wearing an adorable short pink printed skirt paired …
Discussion:
X17 Online and DrunkenStepfather
The Superficial:
The Situation's Pissed Everyone Knows He's Gay — During a never-ending media blitzkrieg to promote their upcoming Jersey Shore spinoff, JWoww and Snooki essentially outed The Situation, and you'll be surprised to learn he's not too happy about it even though the gays are typically such a jovial and festive bunch.
Discussion:
The Huffington Post
Iona Kirby / Daily Mail:
Girly day out: Pregnant Alyson Hannigan treats two-year-old Satyana to some retail therapy — Alyson Hannigan enjoyed a spot of retail therapy with her daughter Satyana yesterday. — The pair headed to a Santa Monica boutique where Alyson helped her two-year-old pick out a pair of sparkly sunglasses as a treat.
Discussion:
Bauer-Griffin
