Glory  —  I think you two are EXCEPTIONAL....way to show em who runs the world....release your own pictures!  —  I think you two are EXCEPTIONAL....way to show em who runs the world....release your own pictures!  —  I think you two are EXCEPTIONAL....way to show em who runs the world....release your own pictures!

Lindsay Lohan Tried To Talk A Rich Dude Into Buying Her A $20,000 Watch  —  Despite showing up to looking like the World's Puffiest Little Coke Addict, Lindsay Lohan apparently thought she was still the big-breasted, underage freckle girl America couldn't wait to stick its penis into and tried …

‘Roseanne’ Reunion: John Goodman To Co-Star In Roseanne Barr's NBC Pilot  —  Roseanne co-stars Roseanne Barr and John Goodman together again.  I've learned that, after lengthy negations, Goodman is in final negotiations to join Barr's new sitcom, the NBC pilot Downwardly Mobile.

Madonna — M.I.A.'s Middle Finger Stunt Was Stupid and Childish  —  M.I.A.'s Middle Finger Stunt  —  Was Stupid and Childish  —  Madonna is lashing out at M.I.A.'s bird-flipping grab for attention during the Super Bowl Halftime show last weekend — claiming the crude gesture was a “teenager ... irrelevant thing to do.”

LeAnn Rimes Admits To Calling The Paparazzi  —  Human vodka bag Chelsea Handler has spit out a lot of s**t about the Falcor/Lamb Chop hybrid that is LeAnn Rimes, but the latter decided to be the bigger person by going on the former's show.  And by “bigger person” I mean that LeAnn is a fame whore …

Robin Wright Looks Good In A Bikini.  Who Knew?  —  [Disclaimer: At no point did I say look at her face.  You did that to yourself.]  —  Here's Robin Wright looking surprisingly good in a bikini yesterday which finally much proves that Sean Penn's penis is the fabled “ugly stick” of lore …

Exclusive: Whitney Port Dating The City's Associate Producer Tim Rosenman!  —  Her onscreen romances may have fizzled on The City, but Whitney Port was falling in love behind the scenes with associate producer Tim Rosenman, Us Weekly can exclusively report.  —  Though the MTV reality series …

Halle Berry — Mental Hospital Escapee Apprehended by Police  —  Mental Hospital Escapee  —  Apprehended by Police  —  Halle Berry has one fewer reason to flee to France — because the mentally unstable man who threatened to slit her throat has been successfully apprehended by authorities.

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Step Out - Together!  —  Yep, that's him.  And her.  —  Nearly hidden behind a bushy beard and a green baseball cap, Justin Timberlake was spotted in Westwood, Calif., on Friday out and about with fiancée Jessica Biel.

Angelina Jolie & The Kids Visit Legoland  —  It took more than 1-degree weather to keep Angelina Jolie and three of her and Brad Pitt's kids from enjoying Berlin's Legoland Discovery Centre on Thursday afternoon.  —  Mom and Maddox, Pax and Shiloh piled into a Mercedes van and headed …

Kris Jenner Gets “Instant Gratification” From Sexual Arousal Oils  —  After nearly 21 years of marriage, Kris Jenner still has the hots for her husband Bruce — but that doesn't mean they don't need a little assistance in the bedroom.  —  PHOTOS: Kardashian family album

Baby No. 3 on the Way for Jason Lee  —  Three's company!  —  Jason Lee will welcome his third child — a boy — in June, his rep tells PEOPLE exclusively.  —  The actor, 41, and wife Ceren are already parents to daughter Casper, 3½, as well as son Pilot, 8, from his prior relationship.

Saoirse Ronan to star in Disney's ‘Seven’  —  Long-gestating warrior project aims for international cast  —  Saoirse Ronan is in final talks to star in Disney's “Order of Seven,” a project that was originally developed as a Kung Fu retelling of “Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.”

Mega-Director Bobby Farrelly — Son Dies from Apparent Drug Overdose  —  MEGA-DIRECTOR BOBBY FARRELLY  —  Son Dies from Apparent  —  Drug Overdose  —  Jesse Farrelly — son of “Something About Mary” director Bobby Farrelly — died this week of an apparent drug overdose in Orange County, CA ... TMZ has learned.

Kate Upton is probably getting the cover  —  Kate Upton at her day job  —  Top heavy model Kate Upton is the odds on favorite to grace the cover of the new Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, which will be revealed next Monday and why are you still reading this and not clicking on all the pictures?

Russell Crowe in Talks to Join the Dracula Tale Harker  —  Our spies tell us that Warner Bros. is in talks with Russell Crowe about starring in Harker, a reimagining of Bram Stoker's Dracula that's being produced by Leonardo DiCaprio.  It tells the vampire story from the point of view of Jonathan Harker …