I Love You, Wo-man  —  Meet America's Most Famous New Fake Couple—Paulifer! (or is it Anirudd?).  Brett Martin gets Jennifer Aniston and Paul Rudd squabbling about marriage, death, and Jen's (imaginary) quadruplets  —  It had not occurred to me before actually meeting Jennifer Aniston and Paul Rudd just how long I'd known them.

Nancy Grace On Whitney Houston's Death: ‘Who Let Her Slip, Or Pushed Her, Underneath That Water?’  —  Was Whitney Houston's death...murder?  HLN's Nancy Grace seemed to suggest as much when she made a special appearance on CNN Newsroom with Brooke Baldwin to give her legal speculation on the R&B pop star's alleged cause of death.

Playmate of the Year Claire Sinclair: This Is What Domestic Violence Looks Like [Photo]  —  This Is What Domestic Violence  —  Looks Like [Photo]  —  You're looking at the bruising damage 2011 Playmate of the Year Claire Sinclair claims she suffered at the hands of Hugh Hefner's son during a violent rampage this weekend.

Kim Kardashian & Reggie Bush: Are They Getting Back Together?  —  Is an old flame heating up Kim Kardashian's Valentine's Day this year?  —  Amid reports last weekend that the reality star reunited over lunch at the Beverly Hills Hotel with ex-boyfriend Reggie Bush, a source tells PEOPLE …

THE HUNGER GAMES' LIAM HEMSWORTH HAS NO IDEA WHAT'S ABOUT TO HIT HIM  —  LIAM HEMSWORTH HAS BEEN PLUCKED FROM RELATIVE OBSCURITY TO STAR IN THE HUNGER GAMES, THE BIGGEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR.  YOU'D THINK THE 22-YEAR-OLD AUSSIE WOULD BE COUNTING HIS BLESSINGS, OR MAYBE FRETTING ABOUT THE PRESSURE …

Shakira Nearly Attacked by a Sea Lion in South Africa  —  Shakira in Cape Town; Inset: Shakira's injured hand  —  That might be a little too close for comfort!  —  Shakira is nursing a few scrapes and hailing her brother as a hero after he saved her from a wild sea lion attack in Cape Town, South Africa.

Kate Winslet on Seeing Herself in Titanic 3-D: “Make It F-cking Stop!”  —  Titanic 3-D officially hits theaters on April 4, but 44 cities will be treated to a special screening of the first film to gross more than $1 billion on Valentine's Day.  —  The release is extra special for leading lady Kate Winslet …

Home Rumer Willis — Hollywood Hills Home Burglarized  —  RUMER WILLIS  —  Hollywood Home Burglarized  —  Rumer Willis' Hollywood Hills home has been burglarized ... and the thieves made off with roughly $10,000 in stolen goods — TMZ has learned.  —  Law enforcement sources tell TMZ …

Lindsay Lohan — Did I Forget to Do My Taxes ... Again?  —  Did I Forget to Do My Taxes  —  ... Again?  —  Lindsay Lohan and tax liens go together like Lindsay Lohan and arrests, probation violation hearings, lawsuits, mug shots and see-through shirts ... that is to say, very well.

How the hell does Katherine Heigl walk in those things? . . .  and Monday's Paparazzi Leftovers  —  Paparazzi photos from Monday, February 13  —  Katherine Heigl out and about in Los Feliz (pics start here)  —  Nina Dobrev at the Christian Siriano show during Fashion Week in New York (pics start here)

In Bosnia, Angelina Jolie says she hopes film draws notice to atrocities, including in Syria  —  SARAJEVO, Bosnia-Herzegovina — Angelina Jolie on Tuesday premiered her film “In the Land of Blood and Honey” in Bosnia, where the fictional tale of a romance between a Bosnian Serb man …

Jonny Lee Miller To Play Sherlock Holmes In CBS Pilot ‘Elementary’  —  EXCLUSIVE: CBS's Sherlock Holmes reboot Elementary has solved its first big mystery — who will play the famous detective.  Former Eli Stone star Jonny Lee Miller has been tapped as the lead of the project …

Model Struts Path to Stardom Not on Runway, but on YouTube  —  There was a time, not long ago, when the surest path to modeling stardom was down the runway of a top designer's show, when it would have been unthinkable to find among the industry's top ranks a swimsuit girl whose main claims …

Reese Witherspoon's film is getting terrible reviews, the release date was pushed back  —  These are some photos of Reese Witherspoon going into and coming out of the Ed Sullivan Theater last night, where she made an appearance on The Late Show With David Letterman.

Guillermo del Toro to Direct ‘Beauty and the Beast’ Tale for Warner Bros.  —  Emma Watson is attached to star in “Beauty,” one of many projects del Toro is pursuing  —  Guillermo del Toro is attached to direct Beauty, a new take on the Beauty and the Beast tale set up at Warner Bros. Harry …