I Love You, Wo-man  —  Meet America's Most Famous New Fake Couple—Paulifer! (or is it Anirudd?).  Brett Martin gets Jennifer Aniston and Paul Rudd squabbling about marriage, death, and Jen's (imaginary) quadruplets  —  It had not occurred to me before actually meeting Jennifer Aniston and Paul Rudd just how long I'd known them.

WHITNEY HOUSTON'S BODY ARRIVES HOME IN NEW JERSEY  —  The body of Whitney Houston arrived in a gold hearse to a funeral parlor in her home state of New Jersey, where a memorial service will be held for around 18,000 people at Newark's Prudential Center, at the end of the week.

Kate Upton — UNREAL Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover Leaks to Web  —  UNREAL S.I. Swimsuit Cover  —  Leaks to Web  —  The secret is out ... and so is the RIDICULOUSLY SMOKIN' HOT photo ... Kate Upton has been awarded the prestigious title of 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition cover girl.

Hugh Hefner's Son Beat Up A Playmate  —  Apparently Hugh Hefner rents his creations out to his kids along with a generous insurance policy so they don't have to worry about returning them in perfect condition, because his son Marston just found himself arrested after beating the s**t …

White Collar Star Matt Bomer: I'm Gay  —  Matt Bomer has dodged rumors about his sexual orientation for years, but on Saturday, the White Collar star came out publicly at the Steve Chase Humanitarian Awards.  —  The 34-year-old was honored with the New Generation Arts and Activism Award for his work in the fight against HIV/AIDS.

Johnny Depp Rocks Out with Paul McCartney and Bruce Springsteen  —  Bruce Springsteen (left) and Paul McCartney; Johnny Depp (inset)  —  Following their closing performance at Sunday night's Grammy Awards, Sir Paul McCartney and Bruce Springsteen made their way to the Foo Fighters' after-party at Fig & Olive Melrose Place.

Peter Mensah Cast In HBO's ‘True Blood’  —  EXCLUSIVE: Peter Mensah will join True Blood in a recurring role as Kibwe, Chancellor for the Authority.  Originally from Africa, Kibwe works toward mainstreaming under Roman's tenure.  In addition to previous and current incarnations of Spartacus on Starz …

Guillermo del Toro to Direct ‘Beauty and the Beast’ Tale for Warner Bros.  —  Emma Watson is attached to star in “Beauty,” one of many projects del Toro is pursuing  —  Guillermo del Toro is attached to direct Beauty, a new take on the Beauty and the Beast tale set up at Warner Bros. Harry …

Exclusive: Beyonce, Jay-Z Skip Grammys for Pizza Date in Brooklyn  —  Where were Beyonce and Jay-Z on Grammys Sunday?  —  On a pizza date in Brooklyn!  —  Although Jay-Z was nominated at Sunday's 54th Annual Grammy Awards at the Staples Center in Los Angeles, he and wife Beyonce sat …

Oprah Winfrey Begs Public For OWN Ratings  —  Look at the time stamp on Oprah Winfrey's Tweet from last night: just when the Grammys were starting.  As if she was going to convince any of her 9+ million Twitter followers to turn the dial away from CBS and one of the most watched awards shows ever to …