Jodie Foster Blasts Kristen Stewart-Robert Pattinson Break-Up Spectacle  —  Hurtful headlines.  Prurient paparazzi.  Fickle fans.  Enough already!  Jodie Foster defends a kid actor's right to be a kid.  —  We've all seen the headlines at the check-out counter.  “Kristen Stewart Caught.”

Mayim Bialik Hospitalized in Car Accident — ‘Blossom’ Actress May Lose Finger  —  May Lose Finger  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  4:35 PM PT — MAYIM'S FINGERS ARE SAFE ... but they're not entirely functional yet — the actress just tweeted that she “will keep all my fingers,” but admitted her husband had to type the message.

Serves Kanye West In Nordstrom Box  —  Kris Humphries' lawyer engineered a sneak attack by trying to serve a subpoena on Kanye West by putting it in a Nordstrom box and sending it to Kim Kardashian's house.  —  Kim's lawyer, disso queen Laura Wasser, told the judge in the divorce case …

Lindsay Helped Me Climax  —  Lindsay Lohan personally helped porn star James Deen reach new levels of prowess — this according to the porn star himself, who says acting with Lindsay was one of the greatest learning experiences of his life.  —  James was leaving Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills Saturday …

Networks in a ‘Feeding Frenzy’ Over New Michael J. Fox Comedy Series  —  Michael J. Fox is readying a return to prime-time series television, and the broadcast networks are lining up to welcome him back.  Vulture hears the iconic star of Family Ties and the Back to the Future trilogy has teamed …

Shia LaBoeuf Regrets Spielberg Dig; Slams Studio System: “They Stick a Finger Up Your A**”  —  In a no-holds-barred interview wih THR, the Transformers star swears off big-budget studio filmmaking.  —  Transformers star Shia LaBeouf isn't just walking away from the Hollywood studio system that raised him — he's bolting.

Jimmy Kimmel Is Engaged to Molly McNearney  —  Late night talk show host Jimmy Kimmel is engaged!  —  PEOPLE has learned that Kimmel, 44, popped the question to girlfriend Molly McNearney, 34, while vacationing in South Africa's Kruger National Park.  —  Kimmel's rep confirmed the news but declined to offer additional details.

Abby Elliott Is Not Returning to ‘SNL’  —  Abby Elliott has confirmed that she's leaving Saturday Night Live after four seasons.  It's a surprising move; while it's known that Kristen Wiig and Andy Samberg have left the show, and there's been talk that Jason Sudeikis may leave as well …

Amanda Bynes Looks.. Wow  —  When Amanda Bynes had her last hit and run, the woman she hit described her as “a hot mess” which seemed unusual at the time, except here's Amanda walking out of CVS yesterday and Jesus Christ.  One, how the hell did the paparazzi even recognize her?

Cover Story: Jennifer Aniston “Cried” When Justin Theroux Proposed in NYC  —  Tears of joy!  —  To ask for Jennifer Aniston's hand in marriage, Justin Theroux chose a very special day (Friday Aug. 10, his 41st birthday) and a very special place: NYC, where the free-spirited couple have spent countless hours together.

Megadeth Singer Dave Mustaine — Barack Obama ‘Staged’ Aurora Shooting Massacre  —  Obama ‘Staged’ Aurora  —  Shooting Massacre  —  Dave Mustaine — the lead singer of Megadeth — believes Barack Obama “staged” the massacre in Aurora, CO in a sick, twisted plot to pass a gun ban.

Patches Up Bloody Homeless Man  —  “Dexter” star James Remar is a real life good Samaritan ... rushing to the aid of a homeless man who had a massive, bloody head wound ... and TMZ has the photo evidence.  —  We spoke with an eye-witness who saw Remar approach the man outside of an L …

ELLEN DEGENERES MOCKS MILEY'S NEW 'DO  —  Miley Cyrus might be catching lots of flack for her new cropped platinum 'do, but she's got a fan in Ellen Degeneres!  —  The talk show host mimicked the engaged singer's haircut and posted the picture to her Twitter account with the caption …

Charged with DUI  —  Joe Simpson — Jessica Simpson's dad — has been charged with 2 counts of DUI stemming from an August 4th arrest ... TMZ has learned.  —  TMZ broke the story ... Simpson was popped at a DUI checkpoint in Sherman Oaks, CA earlier this month ... and blew .12 on the breathalyzer test.

Exclusive Photo Shoot: Trista Sutter Plastic Surgery Reveal  —  Former Bachelorette Trista Sutter reveals exclusively to Life & Style her post-plastic surgery body — after going under the knife just three months before turning 40 to ‘feel pretty again’  —  “After nursing both my kids for a year each …

20Q: JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT  —  Q1  —  PLAYBOY: We're about to see you play a bike messenger chased by a twisted cop in the big-screen action thriller Premium Rush.  Meanwhile, audiences are still arguing about whether The Dark Knight Rises is the best-ever Batman flick …

The New Hollywood System: Breaking Down the Current Definition of a Movie Star  —  Instead of an “A-list,” the faces of today's franchises are measured in buzz — with top dollar now a $10 million payday, half the old standard.  —  Call it the $10 million kiss.

Bob Birch Dead — Elton John Band Member Commits Apparent Suicide  —  Robert Wayne Birch, a bass guitarist who played with Elton John and Billy Joel among many other huge artists, is dead after apparently having shot and killed himself this morning ... TMZ has learned.

Vanessa Bryant Only Marries Champions, Thankyouverymuch  —  New York Magazine's The Cut has an entire article on the NBA's most fashionable wives and it's basically just a platform for a bunch of gold-plated hos to fart drop the names on all the labels on all the designer clothes hanging …