Lindsay Lohan Will NOT Be Prosecuted for Jewelry Heist  —  Will NOT Be Prosecuted  —  For Jewelry Heist  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  5:21 PM PT — A rep for the D.A.'s office tells TMZ ... “The District Attorney's Office received no evidence that any jewelry, including watches, was taken.”

Prince Harry's Naked Las Vegas Romp Caught On Video!  —  Forget about Hollywood blockbusters, Prince Harry is about to star in what is certain to be the most unforgettable movie of the year!  —  The Party Prince's naked romp in Las Vegas was caught on video, a source tells RadarOnline.com exclusively …

Paul Nassif — Files for Divorce from Adrienne Maloof  —  Files for Divorce  —  from Adrienne Maloof  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” star Dr. Paul Nassif has filed for divorce from his wife Adrienne Maloof ... TMZ has learned.  —  We broke the story …

Exclusive: Robert Pattinson Is Selling Kristen Stewart Love Nest  —  When Robert Pattinson joked to Jimmy Kimmel Aug. 22 that he's “homeless,” he wasn't exactly kidding.  —  Although the British actor, 26, re-emerged earlier this month to gamely promote his new film Cosmopolis …

Shia LaBeouf gets a little ‘Lawless’ in indie movies  —  BURBANK, Calif. - There's a time to be a blockbuster star.  For Shia LaBeouf, the time has come to be a cowboy.  —  After closing out a hugely successful Transformers run, LaBeouf is embarking on a new frontier.

Russell Brand dating Ginger Spice Geri Halliwell  —  Joy for comic after divorce from Katy Perry  —  Date ... Russell Brand and Geri Halliwell at weekend  —  RUSSELL Brand has dumped his girlfriend to Spice up his love life with pop star Geri Halliwell.  —  The comic fell for Ginger Spice at Olympics closing ceremony rehearsals.

ABC Greenlights ‘S.H.I.E.L.D’ Marvel Pilot, Joss Whedon To Co-Write & Possibly Direct  —  EXCLUSIVE: ABC has ordered a pilot for S.H.I.E.L.D, a live-action series from The Avengers writer-director Joss Whedon, Marvel TV and ABC Studios.  The project is based on Marvel's peacekeeping organization S.H.I.E.L.D …

Katie Holmes is ready to party  —  Katie Holmes leaving Soul Cycle in New York (7/18)  —  Since her split from Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes has gone crazy.  But in the good, slutty way.  From the National Enquirer: … Good for Katie, it's about time she got her sexy back on.

One Day I Will Kill You, Ashton Kutcher  —  Photos: COBO/AKM-GSI

Plane desperate for Conor  —  Taylor Swift is so smitten with Conor Kennedy that, after leaving him in Massachusetts to head back to Nashville, she missed him so desperately she sent a jet to pick him up from the Kennedy home.  —  Sources exclusively tell Page Six that country superstar Swift left …

Ryan Seacrest Unloads Fabled Mansion  —  Unloads Fabled Mansion  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Ryan Seacrest has just sold the mansion he called home before upgrading to Ellen DeGeneres' sick pad ... TMZ has learned.  —  The 8,000 square foot house — which has a detached nightclub — was listed for $12.9 million and sold for $11 million.

NEWS/Gabby Douglas' Ex-Gym Denies Claim of Bullying, Racism: “We Are Good People”  —  Gabby Douglas told Oprah Winfrey that she had a different experience than her fellow gymnasts when she used to train in Virginia—and not in a good way.  —  But the head of her former gymnasium in Virginia Beach …

Jennifer Aniston Trusts Justin Theroux With EVERYTHING!  No PreNup Necessary!  —  And don't even try to convince her otherwise!!  —  Jennifer Aniston is reportedly throwing the thought of a prenup in the waste basket of NO WAY!  —  She loves Justin Theroux to infinity and beyond …

Kate Upton's Breasts Want You To Hear This  —  Here's supermodel and notable person-of-breast of our time, Kate Upton, in a new campaign for Skullcandy.  They apparently make audio equipment, which is perfect for Kate, and myself, because now when I make love to a pair of oversized headphones …

Tapped for ‘X Factor’  —  Simon Cowell has a new enemy ... Justin Bieber — 'cause the pop star has teamed up with rival “X Factor” judge L.A. Reid to become a celebrity mentor on the upcoming season of the show.  —  TMZ has learned ... Bieber agreed to be one of 4 celebrity mentors assigned …