Lindsay Lohan Will NOT Be Prosecuted for Jewelry Heist  —  Will NOT Be Prosecuted  —  For Jewelry Heist  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  5:21 PM PT — A rep for the D.A.'s office tells TMZ ... “The District Attorney's Office received no evidence that any jewelry, including watches, was taken.”

Paul Nassif — Files for Divorce from Adrienne Maloof  —  Files for Divorce  —  from Adrienne Maloof  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” star Dr. Paul Nassif has filed for divorce from his wife Adrienne Maloof ... TMZ has learned.  —  We broke the story …

Prince Harry's Naked Las Vegas Romp Caught On Video!  —  Forget about Hollywood blockbusters, Prince Harry is about to star in what is certain to be the most unforgettable movie of the year!  —  The Party Prince's naked romp in Las Vegas was caught on video, a source tells RadarOnline.com exclusively …

ABC Greenlights ‘S.H.I.E.L.D’ Marvel Pilot, Joss Whedon To Co-Write & Possibly Direct  —  EXCLUSIVE: ABC has ordered a pilot for S.H.I.E.L.D, a live-action series from The Avengers writer-director Joss Whedon, Marvel TV and ABC Studios.  The project is based on Marvel's peacekeeping organization S.H.I.E.L.D …

Exclusive: Robert Pattinson Is Selling Kristen Stewart Love Nest  —  When Robert Pattinson joked to Jimmy Kimmel Aug. 22 that he's “homeless,” he wasn't exactly kidding.  —  Although the British actor, 26, re-emerged earlier this month to gamely promote his new film Cosmopolis …

Ryan Seacrest Unloads Fabled Mansion  —  Unloads Fabled Mansion  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Ryan Seacrest has just sold the mansion he called home before upgrading to Ellen DeGeneres' sick pad ... TMZ has learned.  —  The 8,000 square foot house — which has a detached nightclub — was listed for $12.9 million and sold for $11 million.

Katie Holmes is ready to party  —  Katie Holmes leaving Soul Cycle in New York (7/18)  —  Since her split from Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes has gone crazy.  But in the good, slutty way.  From the National Enquirer: … Good for Katie, it's about time she got her sexy back on.

Snooki — FIRST PHOTO OF HAIRY BABY!!  —  Of Hairy Baby!!!  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Son of Snooki was officially unleashed on Planet Earth today ... and TMZ has the very first pics of lil' Lorenzo LaValle and his mommy being carted out of the a New Jersey hospital.

One Day I Will Kill You, Ashton Kutcher  —  Photos: COBO/AKM-GSI

Shia LaBeouf gets a little ‘Lawless’ in indie movies  —  BURBANK, Calif. - There's a time to be a blockbuster star.  For Shia LaBeouf, the time has come to be a cowboy.  —  After closing out a hugely successful Transformers run, LaBeouf is embarking on a new frontier.

Jennifer Aniston Trusts Justin Theroux With EVERYTHING!  No PreNup Necessary!  —  And don't even try to convince her otherwise!!  —  Jennifer Aniston is reportedly throwing the thought of a prenup in the waste basket of NO WAY!  —  She loves Justin Theroux to infinity and beyond …

Kate Upton's Breasts Want You To Hear This  —  Here's supermodel and notable person-of-breast of our time, Kate Upton, in a new campaign for Skullcandy.  They apparently make audio equipment, which is perfect for Kate, and myself, because now when I make love to a pair of oversized headphones …

Spike Lee bringing Michael Jackson documentary to ABC  —  Acclaimed filmmaker Spike Lee's documentary ‘Bad25’ traces Michael Jackson's vision during the making of ‘Bad,’ follow-up to his groundbreaking ‘Thriller.’  —  Kanye West discusses Michael Jackson's landmark album in a scene from the Spike Lee documentary “Bad25.”

Lindsay Lohan — Banned From Swanky Sunset Strip Hotel  —  BANNED  —  From Sunset Strip Hotel  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Lindsay Lohan stiffed the famous Chateau Marmont hotel to the tune of $46,350.04, and she is now persona non grata.  —  TMZ has obtained a letter from the General Manager …

Tapped for ‘X Factor’  —  Simon Cowell has a new enemy ... Justin Bieber — 'cause the pop star has teamed up with rival “X Factor” judge L.A. Reid to become a celebrity mentor on the upcoming season of the show.  —  TMZ has learned ... Bieber agreed to be one of 4 celebrity mentors assigned …