Sean Lowe Is the New Bachelor  —  It's official: Sean Lowe is starring in the upcoming season of The Bachelor, ABC tells PEOPLE exclusively.  —  The Dallas businessman and entrepreneur won the hearts of fans across the country as he wooed North Carolina single mom Emily Maynard on The Bachelorette …

Bristol Palin's Amazing Weight Loss: How She Did It!  »  —  Bristol Palin's back on Dancing With the Stars: All-Stars — with a hot new bod!  —  Returning to the ballroom alongside her season 11 pro partner Mark Ballas, Palin wowed DWTS judges Carrie Ann Inaba, Len Goodman and Bruno Tonioli …

Kim Kardashian Stuffed Herself Into A Swimsuit To Soak Up That Sweet Sex Tape Press  —  For reasons that I'm sure have absolutely nothing to do with sex tape rumors floating around about her boyfriend, Kim Kardashian slapped on a swimsuit and took a stroll on the beach in front …

Seth MacFarlane's Banging The Khaleesi  —  When we last Seth MacFarlane he was doing Ryan Phillipe a solid by regularly ejaculating into the hole Ryan's illegitimate unborn child would eventually fall out of.  A move that apparently impressed the s**t out of Emilia Clarke, Daenerys from Game of Thrones …

Madonna: Vote for the ‘Black Muslim in the White House’  —  On the heels of politicos fully grasping the political leanings of the magical creature known as Nicki Minaj, today we have an odd “real” celebrity endorsement: at her D.C. stop on her MDNA Tour, Madonna told fans on Monday night to vote for …

Lil Wayne Deposition — Short on Memory ... but HILARIOUS!  —  BUT HILARIOUS!!!  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  It's the most entertaining legal proceeding — possibly ever!  In a videotaped deposition ... Lil Wayne — who is suing Quincy Jones III over a documentary about him — says he can't remember ANYTHING …

Lady Gaga Poses in Underwear, Says She's Battled “Bulimia and Anorexia Since I Was 15”  —  Lady Gaga is starting her own “body revolution.”  —  On September 25, the “Born This Way” singer, 26, shared a somber photo of herself wearing yellow lingerie via her Little Monsters website.

Justin Timberlake's MySpace Gears Up For Re-Launch  —  The musician-turned-social media investor speaks with THR, along with Chris and Tim Vanderhook, about what to expect from the revamped platform.  —  It was over 450 days ago, June 2011, that Chris and Tim Vanderhook bought MySpace.

Dallas baby dies after pit bull mauling, police say  —  A newborn boy died Monday night after being mauled by the family pit bull while police were responding to a domestic violence call at the home, MyFoxDFW.com reported.  —  The baby's father, Barnett Bruce, began arguing with the child's mother …

The Whorror!  —  Congratulations.  You don't need to do any cardio today, because I'm sure that as you scrolled down you burned calories from your eyeballs getting bigger, bigger and bigger before landing on the whorrifying image of Kim Kartrashian's hips and crotch looking like a bag …

Gwyneth Paltrow offering $515 Goop sweaters: is Gwyneth out of touch?  —  Gwyneth Paltrow wants to sell you more Goop crap!  You know how Gwyneth took off, like, four months from her exhausting once-a-week Goop newsletter earlier this year, then she came back with a newly designed (not really) site?

New couple alert!  Lingerie-clad Miley Cyrus beds Ashton Kutcher (but don't worry Mila, it's just a scene for Two And A Half Men)  —  It's the picture that Mila Kunis will be devastated to see - a lingerie-clad Miley Cyrus cuddling up to her boyfriend Ashton Kutcher in bed.

Ask Ausiello: Spoilers on Glee, Grey's Anatomy, Army Wives, Gossip Girl, Castle and More!  —  Got a scoop request?  An anonymous tip you're dying to share?  Just want to say hi?  Send any/all of the above to askausiello@tvline.com  —  Question: Grey's Anatomy fan here looking for something, anything, on Meredith and Derek, please!

Exclusive: Justin Theroux, John Krasinski Sang “Call Me Maybe” at Wild Emmys Bash  —  There's a bromance brewing between Justin Theroux and John Krasinski!  —  During Jimmy Kimmel's post-Emmy Awards bash at a private members' club in West Hollywood September 23, the Your Highness actor …

FX Teams With Joel & Ethan Coen And Noah Hawley For Series Adaptation Of ‘Fargo’  —  EXCLUSIVE: Joel and Ethan Coen are bringing one of their signatures movies to television.  FX has closed a deal to develop Fargo, an hourlong project loosely based on the Coen brothers' 1996 comedic crime drama.

Justin Bieber: Sean Kingston's A Liar — I Didn't Gift Him My Car!  —  Sean Kingston's A Liar,  —  I Didn't Gift Him My Car!  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Sean Kingston is LYING through his pearly white teeth ... 'cause Justin Bieber DID NOT “gift” him his customized Fisker Karma ... TMZ has learned.

Kim Kardashian's Still Hiding Her Big Booty  —  I'm starting to get sick of Kim Kardashian.  Here she is at the beach hiding the one thing that still makes her interesting: that massive booty.  I mean, c'mon!  She's getting swarmed by photographers for this?  Ridiculous.  I'm going back to bed.

Heidi Klum is pissed  —  Heidi Klum at the Project Runway 2013 Spring Collection show during Fashion Week in New York (9/7)  —  Heidi Klum wants to sue over some topless pics of her that were published in a French magazine earlier this month.  Wait, she gets topless all the time.

One Direction Zayn Malik arranges ‘booty call’ in leaked audio?  —  One Direction star Zayn Malik has been accused of arranging ‘booty calls’ for the band after a phone conversation allegedly between him and a pair of girls was released online.  —  The ‘What Makes You Beautiful’ singer …