Even for a Minute, Watching Hulk Hogan Have Sex in a Canopy Bed is Not Safe For Work but Watch it Anyway  —  A.J. Daulerio  —  Because the internet has made it easier for all of us to be shameless voyeurs and deviants, we love to watch famous people have sex.

Chris Brown — I LOVE RIHANNA ...  (and also Karrueche)  —  I LOVE RIHANNA  —  (and Karrueche)  —  Chris Brown just released a hyper-produced propaganda break-up video ... in which he drunkenly says he loves BOTH Rihanna and his ex-GF Karrueche Tran ... and says, “I'm not trying to be a player ... I just care too much sometimes.”

Cee Lo Green — Mariah Carey & Nicki Minaj's Beef Is BOGUS  —  IS BOGUS  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  “The Voice” judge Cee Lo Green is calling BS on Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj's fiery feud — telling TMZ, we're in L.A. ...  practically EVERYTHING is fake in this town.

Paramount Taps Sacha Baron Cohen For Fact-Based Comedy ‘The Lesbian’  —  BREAKING: Sacha Baron Cohen and his Four By Two Films will develop a feature for Paramount Pictures inspired by Cecil Chao, the Hong Kong billionaire who offered $65 million to any man who succeeded in marrying his lesbian daughter.

Ben Affleck: my wife meant to say I have ‘a wonder johnson,’ not ‘wonder sperm’  —  Here are some photos of Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner, posing separately natch, at the Argo premiere in LA last night.  We do have a supercute photo of them kissing before they hit the red carpet, though.

CBS Emergency — Suspicious Package Targeted Bristol Palin  —  Targeted Bristol Palin  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Someone has it out for Bristol Palin on “Dancing with the Stars” — TMZ has learned, the suspicious package that was sent to the CBS lot yesterday came with ONE demand ... remove Bristol from the show ... or else.

Exclusive Video: Nicole Scherzinger: I Sang “95 Percent” of Pussycat Dolls Songs “On My Own”  —  Nicole Scherzinger wasn't just the leader of the Pusssycat Dolls — she was the Pussycat Dolls.  —  In Scherzinger's upcoming VH1 Behind the Music special, the 34-year-old says fellow “Dolls” …

Jennifer Lawrence Makes Vogue Cover Debut  —  JENNIFER LAWRENCE has landed her first ever Vogue cover, starring on the November issue - out on sale on Saturday October 6.  The 22-year-old is the second youngest Best Actress Oscar nominee of all time (the youngest was then-13-year-old Keisha Castle-Hughes …

Anderson Cooper Goes In On Star Jones For Calling Him A Stunt Queen  —  While some of us were lighting sparklers from our b-holes to celebrate The Silver Fox casually giving up his spot in the glass closet, that Aqualish-looking ass bitch Star Jones said on Today that she thinks …

Jack Osbourne To Marry Baby Mama This Weekend  —  Jack Osbourne is about to become a married man!  —  Ozzy and Sharon' son will wed actress Lisa Stelly this weekend in Hawaii, according to an exclusive story in Page Six of the New York Post.  —  Osbourne has a 5-month-old daughter Pearl Clementine with Stelly.

Robin's Journey: ‘Thankful Thursday’  —  WHAT DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THIS ARTICLE? … Today is what I like to call “Thankful Thursday, aka Friday Eve.”  I have been in the hospital 25 days now.  My bone marrow transplant took place exactly two weeks ago.  The only numbers that matter are my blood counts and they are... GREAT!

LeVar Burton OUTRAGED Over Mitt Romney's PBS Attack — He's Destroying Our Children  —  LEVAR BURTON OUTRAGED  —  Over Romney PBS Attack —  He's Destroying Our Kids!  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Former “Reading Rainbow” host LeVar Burton is PISSED after Mitt Romney threatened to cut PBS funding last night …