With Lying to Cops  —  Lindsay Lohan will be charged with the crime of lying to police after her car accident in June on Pacific Coast Highway ... TMZ has learned.  —  We broke the story ... Lohan told cops she was NOT behind the wheel of her Porsche when it slammed into the back of an 18-wheeler.

Channing Tatum To Be Named People Mag's “Sexiest Man Alive” For 2012  —  Channing Tatum will be announced as “Sexiest Man Alive” by People next week, Gossip Cop has learned exclusively.  —  The Magic Mike star is expected to be unveiled as the magazine's choice on November 14.

Katie Holmes Draws Applause as Dead Accounts Previews on Broadway  —  Katie Holmes brought star power, and a touch of improvisation, in her return to the Broadway stage on Monday, as the new family comedy Dead Accounts opened for previews.  —  Holmes, 33, drew applause on several occasions …

Sam Worthington Arrested for Disorderly Conduct — Fighting  —  ARRESTED FOR FIGHTING  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  11:15 AM PT — Under the category “Swift Justice,” the charges against Sam were dismissed this morning in court.  We're told the case was thrown out because the complaining witness was a no-show in court.

FIRST PICTURE: Pregnant Kristen Bell Debuts Baby Bump  —  Bell's got a baby bump!  —  Kristen Bell confirmed to Us Weekly Monday that she and fiance Dax Shepard are expecting their first child together.  Before announcing her pregnancy, however, Bell very quietly debuted her baby bump during …

jack nicholson the shining regrets being 18  —  What Jack Nicholson wishes he knew when he was 18  —  Rex Features.  —  JACK NICHOLSON is one of the world's most successful movie stars with a reputation as a womaniser to match.  —  His high-profile relationships include 17 years with Anjelica Huston …

CBS Prepping ‘NCIS: LA’ Spinoff Created By Shane Brennan As Planted Two-Part Episode  —  EXCLUSIVE: CBS is looking to further expand its NCIS franchise with another spinoff.  The untitled project, written/executive produced by NCIS and NCIS: LA executive producer Shane Brennan …

Because of On Set Chaos  —  Mario Lopez couldn't get enough of that teleprompter on “X Factor” this week, because he was reading Khloe Kardashian's lines and screwing her up in the process ... but sources tell us it wasn't his fault.  —  Sources connected with the show tell us Khloe got …

Brody Jenner's Football-Filled Afternoon in West Hollywood  —  Brody Jenner is a football fanatic!  —  The former Hills star enjoyed an egg dish and sipped on a light beer while watching some football at Barney's Beanery in West Hollywood on Sunday.  —  “Brody seemed very passionate about the games,” an onlooker tells PEOPLE.

Kate Middleton, Prince William See Skyfall on Casual Date Night  —  Bonding over Bond!  —  Prince William and Kate Middleton enjoyed a cozy, casual date night last week in Llandudno, Wales, where they hit the Cineworld movieplex for a showing of Skyfall, the new 007 flick starring Daniel Craig as James Bond.

Rumer Willis Proves I'll Post Anyone In A Bikini, Literally Anyone  —  Here's Rumer Willis in Maui over the weekend because it's my job to educate people like myself who wonder if her body's as unfortunate as her face.  Turns out the answer is “Not quite, but almost,” so can somebody write …

Pics!  Kristen Stewart Shows Off Her Midriff At On The Road Screening!  —  Even though she's busy promoting Breaking Dawn 2, Kristen Stewart still found time to hit up the On The Road gala screening at Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Los Angeles on Saturday.  And shockingly, she actually managed to smile a bit.

Lil Wayne LOSES Lawsuit Against Quincy Jones III Over Documentary  —  LOSES LAWSUIT  —  Over Documentary  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Lil Wayne just lost his case against Quincy Jones III over the documentary about the rapper, and even worse for him, he lost the countersuit QIII filed against him.

Isla Fisher introduces us to the term “Vajacial” = a spa treatment for your biscuit  —  Isla Fisher covers the new issue of Women's Health magazine - probably a holdover interview from when The Great Gatsby was supposed to be released during the holidays (it's since been pushed back).

I want to be the ambassador to Britain... for curvy women  —  Kim Kardashian on kurves, Kanye, Kris and kouture  —  Bootalicious ... Kim Kardashian displays her incredible behind  —  BIG-BOTTOMED star Kim Kardashian is keeping up with her commitment to promote healthy body shapes for British women.

‘Criminal Minds’: Michelle Trachtenberg stalks guest role — EXCLUSIVE  —  Michelle Trachtenberg is scary good at playing unhinged people (Georgina Sparks, anyone?) and Criminal Minds has taken notice!  —  The show, currently in its eighth season, has booked Trachtenberg for an upcoming guest spot …

Brad Pitt Thinks He's A Furniture Designer Now  —  Brad Pitt is an actor, humanitarian, professional baby carrier, millionaire hobo, comedian, perfume poet, stoner, house maker, savior of New Orleans and now he's designing fancy furniture for rich hos who really want to spend $45,000 on a chair …