Baby on the Way for Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell  —  Life is imitating art for Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell.  —  The Parenthood actor and House of Lies actress are expecting their first child in late spring, their rep confirms to PEOPLE.  —  “They're so excited — they're both ecstatic.

Sam Worthington Arrested for Disorderly Conduct — Fighting  —  ARRESTED FOR FIGHTING  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  11:15 AM PT — Under the category “Swift Justice,” the charges against Sam were dismissed this morning in court.  We're told the case was thrown out because the complaining witness was a no-show in court.

With Lying to Cops  —  Lindsay Lohan will be charged with the crime of lying to police after her car accident in June on Pacific Coast Highway ... TMZ has learned.  —  We broke the story ... Lohan told cops she was NOT behind the wheel of her Porsche when it slammed into the back of an 18-wheeler.

Channing Tatum To Be Named People Mag's “Sexiest Man Alive” For 2012  —  Channing Tatum will be announced as “Sexiest Man Alive” by People next week, Gossip Cop has learned exclusively.  —  The Magic Mike star is expected to be unveiled as the magazine's choice on November 14.

Rumer Willis Proves I'll Post Anyone In A Bikini, Literally Anyone  —  Here's Rumer Willis in Maui over the weekend because it's my job to educate people like myself who wonder if her body's as unfortunate as her face.  Turns out the answer is “Not quite, but almost,” so can somebody write …

Pics!  Kristen Stewart Shows Off Her Midriff At On The Road Screening!  —  Even though she's busy promoting Breaking Dawn 2, Kristen Stewart still found time to hit up the On The Road gala screening at Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Los Angeles on Saturday.  And shockingly, she actually managed to smile a bit.

Because of On Set Chaos  —  Mario Lopez couldn't get enough of that teleprompter on “X Factor” this week, because he was reading Khloe Kardashian's lines and screwing her up in the process ... but sources tell us it wasn't his fault.  —  Sources connected with the show tell us Khloe got …

Isla Fisher introduces us to the term “Vajacial” = a spa treatment for your biscuit  —  Isla Fisher covers the new issue of Women's Health magazine - probably a holdover interview from when The Great Gatsby was supposed to be released during the holidays (it's since been pushed back).

Kate Middleton, Prince William See Skyfall on Casual Date Night  —  Bonding over Bond!  —  Prince William and Kate Middleton enjoyed a cozy, casual date night last week in Llandudno, Wales, where they hit the Cineworld movieplex for a showing of Skyfall, the new 007 flick starring Daniel Craig as James Bond.

Brad Pitt Thinks He's A Furniture Designer Now  —  Brad Pitt is an actor, humanitarian, professional baby carrier, millionaire hobo, comedian, perfume poet, stoner, house maker, savior of New Orleans and now he's designing fancy furniture for rich hos who really want to spend $45,000 on a chair …

Audrina Patridge's Hot Porta Potty Exit  —  I haven't done a post on Audrina Patridge in a while, which is kind of surprising, considering this girl always seems to show up at any event where there's a camera.  But here she is judging at the 2012 Red Bull Flugtag — which sounds completely made up …

‘Girl-on-Girl’ Porn Action  —  Miley Cyrus will star in a steamy NAKED makeout video with another woman — and she might even have sex with her — that is if she accepts a lucrative new offer from a giant porn company ... TMZ has learned.  —  The Media Director for Sex.com Martin Ellison …

PICTURES: Lady Gaga Shows Off Fuller Bikini Body in Puerto Rico  —  Hola, Gaga!  —  Lady Gaga enjoyed some R ' R in Isla Verde Beach in San Juan, Puerto Rico last Friday Nov. 2.  —  With Born This Way Ball concert dates on the island and in the surrounding area, the “Judas” singer, 26 …

I want to be the ambassador to Britain... for curvy women  —  Kim Kardashian on kurves, Kanye, Kris and kouture  —  Bootalicious ... Kim Kardashian displays her incredible behind  —  BIG-BOTTOMED star Kim Kardashian is keeping up with her commitment to promote healthy body shapes for British women.

Lil Wayne LOSES Lawsuit Against Quincy Jones III Over Documentary  —  LOSES LAWSUIT  —  Over Documentary  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Lil Wayne just lost his case against Quincy Jones III over the documentary about the rapper, and even worse for him, he lost the countersuit QIII filed against him.

‘Criminal Minds’: Michelle Trachtenberg stalks guest role — EXCLUSIVE  —  Michelle Trachtenberg is scary good at playing unhinged people (Georgina Sparks, anyone?) and Criminal Minds has taken notice!  —  The show, currently in its eighth season, has booked Trachtenberg for an upcoming guest spot …

CBS Prepping ‘NCIS: LA’ Spinoff Created By Shane Brennan As Planted Two-Part Episode  —  EXCLUSIVE: CBS is looking to further expand its NCIS franchise with another spinoff.  The untitled project, written/executive produced by NCIS and NCIS: LA executive producer Shane Brennan …

Open Post: Hosted By Extreme Cougar Wives  —  TLC knows just what I need to hold me over while I'm waiting for new episodes of future Nobel Peace Prize-winning show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo and that scripted dramedy Breaking Amish.  This weekend, they'll show a one-hour special about mega cougars …