Michael Lohan — YOU ARE THE FATHER — DNA Confirms Teen Lovechild  —  YOU ARE THE FATHER!!!  —  DNA Confirms Teen Lovechild  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  THE DNA TEST IS IN — Michael Lohan fathered an illegitimate lovechild back in 1995 behind Dina Lohan's back ... and Michael's reaction …

De Niro scolds ‘rude’ Jay-Z  —  Robert De Niro and Jay-Z got into a tense beef at Leonardo DiCaprio's birthday bash the other night, when De Niro called the rapper disrespectful, Page Six can exclusively reveal.  —  Spies say “Godfather II” and “Taxi Driver” star De Niro gave Jay a dressing …

Selena Gomez — I'm Blocking Justin Bieber From My Life  —  I'm Totally BLOCKING Justin From My Life  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Selena Gomez spent the last day blocking her phone numbers and other communication devices so Justin Bieber cannot contact her ... TMZ has learned.

When A Doberman's “Gurl, Please” Eyes Say It All  —  If it wasn't for that People logo sitting in the corner, you'd probably think this picture was from a Playgirl magazine spread circa 1989 or a picture of Mr. July in Bel Ami's “Porn Bottoms of the Past” calendar.

Lindsay Lohan Was A Pain In The A**, Says Liz & Dick Producer  —  Does this really come as a surprise to anyone??  —  We've seen the way Lindsay Lohan does business and it's really not all that professional.  Besides stiffing hefty hotel bills and letting down Barbara Walters of all people …

Reese Witherspoon Shows Off Post-Baby Bod on Lunch Date With Jim Toth  —  Mamma mia!  —  On Wednesday, Nov. 14, just a week after she quietly debuted her infant son, Tennessee James, while running errands in Los Angeles, new mom Reese Witherspoon showed off her slim post-baby body on a lunch date in Beverly Hills.

Ben Affleck: Filmmaker of the Year 2012  —  After he directed a couple of good movies, you probably thought: Eh, Boston crime flicks?  Big deal—he barely left his backyard.  But now, thanks to his globe-trotting, Oscar-caliber Argo—a gripping period thriller slash pitch-perfect showbiz satire …

Exclusive: Jason Trawick Mocks Fiancee Britney Spears!  —  He won't be a slave for her!  —  Britney Spears' constant demands that fiance Jason Trawick “check in with her” have him fuming, a source tells Us Weekly.  —  PHOTOS: Britney Spears' bikini body through the years

Channing Tatum Told Jenna Dewan-Tatum About Sexiest Man Title at an Unsexy Moment  —  Channing Tatum sure picked an odd time to tell his wife, Jenna Dewan-Tatum, that he'd been named PEOPLE's Sexiest Man Alive.  It was while they were cleaning skunk spray off their dogs!

30 Rock's Liz Lemon To Wed This Month  —  NEW YORK, N.Y. — Liz Lemon is getting married and you're invited.  —  Fans of “30 Rock” might have reasonably assumed that Lemon, the harried TV producer played by Tina Fey, would ride out the series' seventh and final season as a perennial bachelorette unlucky in love.

Exclusive: Kim Kardashian to Attend Marine Corps Ball in North Carolina!  —  North Carolina's Marine Corps servicemen and women are about to get quite the VIP visitor!  —  Kim Kardashian is set to attend the HQ Battery 10th Marine Birthday Ball Nov. 15 in North Carolina, a source tells Us Weekly exclusively.

James Holmes — Aurora Massacre Shooter Tries To Commit Suicide in Jail  —  James Holmes — the shooter in the Aurora movie theater massacre — was hospitalized after several “half-hearted” suicide attempts ... this according to law enforcement.  —  According to cops, Holmes ran headfirst …

Wilhelmina Signs Chris Brown  —  CHRIS BROWN TO WILHELMINA: Wilhelmina International has signed singer Chris Brown to its artist management division, where the agency will seek fashion and beauty endorsements and licenses for the controversial singer.  “Art and style has always played …

Sandra Bullock and Camila McConaughey Take Kids on a Play Date in New Orleans  —  While her husband Matthew is busy filming The Dallas Buyer's Club in New Orleans, Camila McConaughey is keeping very good company.  —  The mom-to-be spent time with McConaughey pal Sandra Bullock on Tuesday …

Tom Hardy Set For ‘Splinter Cell’ Movie At Ubisoft  —  BREAKING: Tom Hardy has become attached to star in the film based on Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell video game, and Eric Warren Singer has been set to write the script.  The project isn't set up at a studio yet, but is moving forward …

Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie's Kids “Jump On Tables, Throw Food” at Missouri Pizza Parlor!  —  Brad Pitt knows where the wild things are — at his hometown pizza parlor.  —  Every time the actor, 48, and his six children visit Springfield, Missouri, a source tells Us Weekly, the brood goes bananas at Arris' Pizza!