Michael Lohan — YOU ARE THE FATHER — DNA Confirms Teen Lovechild  —  YOU ARE THE FATHER!!!  —  DNA Confirms Teen Lovechild  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  THE DNA TEST IS IN — Michael Lohan fathered an illegitimate lovechild back in 1995 behind Dina Lohan's back ... and Michael's reaction …

De Niro scolds ‘rude’ Jay-Z  —  Robert De Niro and Jay-Z got into a tense beef at Leonardo DiCaprio's birthday bash the other night, when De Niro called the rapper disrespectful, Page Six can exclusively reveal.  —  Spies say “Godfather II” and “Taxi Driver” star De Niro gave Jay a dressing …

Selena Gomez — I'm Blocking Justin Bieber From My Life  —  I'm Totally BLOCKING Justin From My Life  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Selena Gomez spent the last day blocking her phone numbers and other communication devices so Justin Bieber cannot contact her ... TMZ has learned.

‘American Horror Story’ renewed for third season  —  American Horror Story is getting a third season.  —  The FX horror anthology shock-fest has ordered 13 more episodes from executive producers Ryan Murphy and Brad Falchuk.  “With American Horror Story: Asylum, Ryan and Brad have raised …

When A Doberman's “Gurl, Please” Eyes Say It All  —  If it wasn't for that People logo sitting in the corner, you'd probably think this picture was from a Playgirl magazine spread circa 1989 or a picture of Mr. July in Bel Ami's “Porn Bottoms of the Past” calendar.

James Holmes — Aurora Massacre Shooter Tries To Commit Suicide in Jail  —  James Holmes — the shooter in the Aurora movie theater massacre — was hospitalized after several “half-hearted” suicide attempts ... this according to law enforcement.  —  According to cops, Holmes ran headfirst …

Kris Jenner, Bruce Jenner Divorce Rumors: Couple Headed Toward Divorce (REPORT) … REACT:  —  FOLLOW:  —  The Kardashians, Video, Bruce Jenner, Kris Jenner Affair, Bruce Jenner Divorce Lawyer, Bruce Jenner Marriage Trouble, Jenner Divorce Rumors, Kris Jenner, Kris Jenner Bruce Jenner Divorce …

Reese Witherspoon Shows Off Post-Baby Bod on Lunch Date With Jim Toth  —  Mamma mia!  —  On Wednesday, Nov. 14, just a week after she quietly debuted her infant son, Tennessee James, while running errands in Los Angeles, new mom Reese Witherspoon showed off her slim post-baby body on a lunch date in Beverly Hills.

Katt Williams — Arrested After Alleged Battery [Update]  —  ARRESTED  —  After Alleged Battery [Update]  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  9:58 AM PT — Multiple sources tell us ... the alleged battery took place at a hotel near the club ... and law enforcement is investigating allegations that Katt hit someone over the head with a bottle.

Ben Affleck: Filmmaker of the Year 2012  —  After he directed a couple of good movies, you probably thought: Eh, Boston crime flicks?  Big deal—he barely left his backyard.  But now, thanks to his globe-trotting, Oscar-caliber Argo—a gripping period thriller slash pitch-perfect showbiz satire …

Lindsay Lohan Was A Pain In The A**, Says Liz & Dick Producer  —  Does this really come as a surprise to anyone??  —  We've seen the way Lindsay Lohan does business and it's really not all that professional.  Besides stiffing hefty hotel bills and letting down Barbara Walters of all people …

Exclusive: Jason Trawick Mocks Fiancee Britney Spears!  —  He won't be a slave for her!  —  Britney Spears' constant demands that fiance Jason Trawick “check in with her” have him fuming, a source tells Us Weekly.  —  PHOTOS: Britney Spears' bikini body through the years

Tom Hardy Set For ‘Splinter Cell’ Movie At Ubisoft  —  BREAKING: Tom Hardy has become attached to star in the film based on Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell video game, and Eric Warren Singer has been set to write the script.  The project isn't set up at a studio yet, but is moving forward …