Lindsay Lohan — IRS Seizes Bank Accounts  —  IRS Seizes Bank Accounts  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  As if she weren't royally screwed enough ... Lindsay Lohan's tax problems have become so extreme ... the IRS has seized ALL of her bank accounts in order to repay her massive outstanding debt.

Cloned dogs run wild in Central Park, attacking other pets and people  —  Beware the canine clones!  —  An Upper West Side man loved his pet, Astro, so much, he made a hat out of the pooch's fur — and cloned him into two more dogs.  —  Now he defiantly lets his copycat collies run around …

Katt Williams Slaps Target Employee IN THE FACE [VIDEO]  —  IN THE FACE [VIDEO]  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  What did the 5 fingers say to the face?  Ask the guy who got PIMP SLAPPED by Katt Williams.  —  Katt wasn't done after leading cops on a crazy three-wheeled chase through Sacramento on Sunday …

Lindsay Lohan — I DO NOT Need Rehab!  —  I DO NOT Need Rehab!  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Lindsay Lohan's friends are trying to make her go to rehab, but she's saying NO!  NO!  NO! ...  telling them she doesn't believe she needs it ... TMZ has learned.  —  As TMZ first reported …

Anti-Kim Kardashian protests erupt in Bahrain before reality star opens milkshake shop  —  Riot police fired tear gas into a crowd of Bahrainis who were protesting the opening of Kim Kardashian's Millions of Milkshakes shop.  —  Kim Kardashian promotes her signature milkshake during a Millions of Milkshakes event in Bahrain.

Hugh Hefner & Crystal Harris — We're Getting Married!  —  HUGH HEFNER & CRYSTAL HARRIS  —  We're Getting Married!  —  (For Reals This Time)  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner is engaged (again) to Crystal Harris (again) and the two will walk down the aisle at the Playboy Mansion …

Exclusive: Mario Lopez Marries Courtney Mazza!  —  Introducing Mr. and Mrs. Mario Lopez!  —  X Factor cohost Mario Lopez married girlfriend of four years Courtney Mazza Dec. 1 in a Mexican beach wedding, Us Weekly has exclusively confirmed.  —  PHOTOS: Most romantic celebrity weddings ever!

Johnny Depp Performs with Alice Cooper in L.A.  —  Johnny Depp rocks!  —  The Lone Ranger actor joined Alice Cooper on stage at the Orpheum Theatre in Los Angeles on Thursday.  —  “Johnny was in great spirits,” a fellow concertgoer tells PEOPLE.  “He was really happy and at ease, especially on stage with the rest of the band.”

Jovan Belcher — Girlfriend's Family Never Saw Problems  —  Never Saw Problems  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Kansas City Chiefs linebacker Jovan Belcher and girlfriend Kasandra Perkins were an extremely happy couple ... this according to Kasandra's family, who says news of the alleged murder/suicide this morning came as an “utter shock.”

Tyga — I Had It EASY Growing Up ... My Mom Drove a Range Rover  —  I Had It EASY Growing Up  —  ... My Mom Drove a Range  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Rapper Tyga enjoyed a cushy upbringing in the Valley — NOT Compton — at least that's what the rapper said on a game show back in 2008 ... and TMZ has obtained the unaired footage.