Lindsay Lohan — IRS Seizes Bank Accounts  —  IRS Seizes Bank Accounts  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  As if she weren't royally screwed enough ... Lindsay Lohan's tax problems have become so extreme ... the IRS has seized ALL of her bank accounts in order to repay her massive outstanding debt.

Hugh Hefner & Crystal Harris — We're Getting Married!  —  HUGH HEFNER & CRYSTAL HARRIS  —  We're Getting Married!  —  (For Reals This Time)  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner is engaged (again) to Crystal Harris (again) and the two will walk down the aisle at the Playboy Mansion …

Exclusive: Mario Lopez Marries Courtney Mazza!  —  Introducing Mr. and Mrs. Mario Lopez!  —  X Factor cohost Mario Lopez married girlfriend of four years Courtney Mazza Dec. 1 in a Mexican beach wedding, Us Weekly has exclusively confirmed.  —  PHOTOS: Most romantic celebrity weddings ever!

Jovan Belcher Suicide — Kansas City Chiefs Linebacker Kills Girlfriend, Self  —  Kansas City Chiefs linebacker Jovan Belcher shot and killed his girlfriend early this morning, then drove to the team facility and committed suicide in front of his coach and general manager, this according to the Kansas City Police Department.

Katt Williams Slaps Target Employee IN THE FACE [VIDEO]  —  IN THE FACE [VIDEO]  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  What did the 5 fingers say to the face?  Ask the guy who got PIMP SLAPPED by Katt Williams.  —  Katt wasn't done after leading cops on a crazy three-wheeled chase through Sacramento on Sunday …

Johnny Depp Performs with Alice Cooper in L.A.  —  Johnny Depp rocks!  —  The Lone Ranger actor joined Alice Cooper on stage at the Orpheum Theatre in Los Angeles on Thursday.  —  “Johnny was in great spirits,” a fellow concertgoer tells PEOPLE.  “He was really happy and at ease, especially on stage with the rest of the band.”

Katy Perry: ‘I am not a feminist, but I do believe in the strength of women’  —  Katy Perry was named Woman of the Year at Friday night's Billboard Women in Music awards, and she made a pretty strong departure from her recent matronly turn in fashion with a lovely tomato-red Oscar de la Renta dress and silver, peep-toed heels.

Allure Exclusive: Model Marisa Miller is Pregnant and She Still Looks Amazing (Go Figure)  —  I don't typically follow the pregnancies of models very closely.  There's something about hearing that a genetically blessed amazon with legs for days felt “beautiful,” got “no stretch marks,” and …

Tyga — I Had It EASY Growing Up ... My Mom Drove a Range Rover  —  I Had It EASY Growing Up  —  ... My Mom Drove a Range  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Rapper Tyga enjoyed a cushy upbringing in the Valley — NOT Compton — at least that's what the rapper said on a game show back in 2008 ... and TMZ has obtained the unaired footage.

Cloned dogs run wild in Central Park, attacking other pets and people  —  Beware the canine clones!  —  An Upper West Side man loved his pet, Astro, so much, he made a hat out of the pooch's fur — and cloned him into two more dogs.  —  Now he defiantly lets his copycat collies run around …

Dennis Quaid Files for Divorce from Wife Kimberly  —  FILES FOR DIVORCE  —  BREAKING NEWS  —  Dennis Quaid has filed for divorce from his wife Kimberly, six weeks after she got the ball rolling by filing for separtion.  —  In divorce docs filed yesterday in Los Angeles Superior Court …

Gabriel Aubry — REUNITES with Daughter Nahla  — Halle Berry, Gabriel Aubry, and Olivier Martinez — Peace Settlement Announced  — Gabriel Aubry, Halle Berry, Olivier Martinez May Have Settled Beef  —  See More: HALLE BERRY , GABRIEL AUBRY , OLIVIER MARTINEZ , 1 More  —  GABRIEL AUBRY