Lindsay Lohan — FURIOUS With ‘Scary Movie 5’ Trailer ... Producers LIED!  —  FURIOUS w/ ‘Scary Movie 5’  —  Claims Producers Lied  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Lindsay Lohan didn't find the new trailer for “Scary Movie 5” very funny — in fact, she's pissed off at the producers …

Ashton Kutcher & Mila Kunis Spending the Holidays in Iowa  —  Just days after making it official and filing divorce papers from Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher was spotted out with Mila Kunis on Saturday night.  —  The former That 70s Show costars visited Fruitzen Frozen Yogurt in Cedar Rapids …

Bethenny Frankel & Jason Hoppy Split Up  —  Bethenny Frankel and husband Jason Hoppy have called it quits after almost three years of marriage.  —  “It brings me great sadness to say that Jason and I are separating.  This was an extremely difficult decision that as a woman and a mother …

Lanza family says impersonator behind Ryan Lanza's Facebook page, falsely claiming to be Newtown shooter's brother  —  UPDATE: A spokesman for the Lanza family says an imposter is behind Ryan Lanza's Facebook page and that Ryan did not post the messages in this story.  —  The original story is below:

Merry Christmas, Everybody, You'll Never Guess Who Got Naked.  It's A Complete Surprise.  —  Another holiday, another gallery of Courtney Stodden posing nude because why else would Doug wish a department store mannequin would come to life?  And ask for it to be underage before he married it …

Justin Bieber's bratty behavior is driving his record label batty; one source says relationship with Selena Gomez is stressful  —  Also: Beyonce's a cover girl, Rihanna donates big bucks to Barbados hospital, Gwen Stefani's in a London park, Macaulay Culkin hits Taco Bell, and more

Michael Jackson's Driver's License — Stone-Faced Stare  —  Stone-Faced Stare  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  TMZ has obtained the last driver's license photo Michael Jackson ever took — a big change from the singer's cheery license photo from the 1980s.  —  The latest photo was taken in 2005 …

Miley Cyrus Photographed Cruising Down Rodeo With Five Foot Sex Toy?  —  Best.  X-Mas. Gift.  Ever.  —  Oh, Mileybird!  You never cease to ah-maze us!  —  We don't envy Liam Hemsworth — holiday shopping for the girl who already has everything must be tough!

KIM KARDASHIAN AND KANYE WEST SHARE A LAUGH AFTER THEIR LUNCH DATE  —  After a trip to the dentist, Kim Kardashian met up with beau Kanye West for lunch at Kung Pao Bistro in West Hollywood.  While the lovebirds looked oh so stylish in their black ensembles, Kim probably could have benefitted from a jacket …

EDITORS' PICKS  —  Ashton Kutcher may have to empty his pockets if he wants to officially close the chapter on his marriage to Demi Moore.  —  Marianna Tamm traveled the world for 11 years, frantically looking for a surgeon to remove a rare and benign vascular tumor on her son's face.

TRESPASSING GERMAN  —  Triggers Alarm  —  Cops were called to the Barbados house Sunday where Rihanna is staying — presumably topless — after a man trespassed onto the property.  —  Barbados Police tell TMZ ... they received a call from someone in Rihanna's party after a man believed …