NO TV DEAL  —  for Baby Kimye  —  Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have already made a huge decision about their unborn child — he or she will NOT be a reality TV star ... not as an infant, anyway, TMZ has learned.  —  While most of the Kardashians' lives are fodder for their hit reality show …

After Chasing Bieber's Ferrari  —  A paparazzo attempting to shoot photos of Justin Bieber's Ferrari was hit by another car and killed this evening — although Bieber was NOT behind the wheel of the Ferrari ... TMZ has learned.  —  Law enforcement sources tell TMZ Bieber's white Ferrari …

Hugh Hefner Marries Crystal Harris  —  Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris are on their way to happily ever after!  —  The Playboy founder, 86, and his model girlfriend, 26, tied the knot in an intimate ceremony on New Year's Eve at the Playboy Mansion in Los Angeles, a mansion source tells Us Weekly.

First Look At My 6th Tattoo!  —  I haven't mentioned or showed anyone besides Jionni this tattoo!  I got this last week when we shot our final Jersey Shore reunion My fierce leopard tattoo.  I wanted to get this because to me it represents being a strong independent woman, and obviously I love leopards/leopard print!

Strictly hush-hush, Len weds again in a surprise ceremony (but he had to tell his mum to stop her having a heart attack)  —  He's never afraid of being outspoken on Strictly Come Dancing.  —  When it comes to affairs of the heart, however, it turns out Len Goodman is rather good at keeping quiet.

Greenwich Village couple busted with cache of weapons, bombmaking explosives: sources  —  The privileged daughter of a prominent city doctor, and her boyfriend — a Harvard grad and Occupy Wall Street activist — have been busted for allegedly having a cache of weapons and a bombmaking explosive in their Greenwich Village apartment.

Beer Pong In Cabo  —  New Year's Eve started early in Cabo San Lucas!  Here's a pic that Stacy Kiebler tweeted of Michael Phelps and herself playing a friendly little game of beer pong with the message “Dominating.  #TeamBaltimore #geometry m_phelps00 #goodtimes.”

Jennifer Lawrence Has Bad Taste  —  Jennifer Lawrence (or “JLaw” as a friend calls her, indicating we really are that lazy as a species) had always impressed me as a sensible girl and a fairly talented actress.  She was hot as the redneck meth-family girl getting her ass beat by mountain hags in Winter's Bone.