Jenny Craig — We'll Pass On Kim Kardashian's Pregnant Ass  —  WE'LL PASS  —  On Kim K's Pregnant Ass  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Two major weight loss companies won't touch Kim Kardashian's “big fat ass” with a 10-foot pole ... TMZ has learned they have zero interest in signing the pregnant celeb to a Jessica Simpson type deal.

Zoe, Bradley in second split  —  “Avatar” star Zoe Saldana and “Sexiest Man Alive” Bradley Cooper have broken up again, Page Six has exclusively learned.  —  We're told that the Queens-raised beauty and “The Hangover” star Cooper split up before the holidays, which they had planned to spend together.

‘Twilight’ Actor Bronson Pelletier — PEEING in the Airport Terminal!!  [VIDEO]  —  [VIDEO]  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Bronson Pelletier can't deny it anymore — the ‘Twilight’ actor definitely took a leak right in the middle of LAX last month ... and there's video to prove it.

Justin Bieber — ‘Harassed and Stalked’ By Dead Photog  —  ‘HARASSED AND STALKED’  —  By Dead Photog  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Justin Bieber was stalked and harassed by the photographer who was killed while taking pictures of the singer's car on New Year's Day, and he lied about J.B. smoking pot ... sources connected with Bieber tell TMZ.

African Americans Turn Out in Force for Quentin Tarantino's ‘Django Unchained’  —  Debate over multiple uses of the N-word in “Django” doesn't appear to be dampening interest in the film.  —  Quentin Tarantino's Django Unchained — starring Jamie Foxx as a slave in the pre-Civil War South …

Britney Spears' ‘Toxic’ behavior let down ‘X-Factor’ boss Simon Cowell: source  —  Sofia Vergara's fiance is a buzzkill; Denis Rodman's ‘out of it’ at gay club; Lady Gaga's anti-bullying campaign gets added brain power; Rosie O'Donnell chows down on un-hearty meal

Krysten Ritter Pushing For 50 Shades Of Grey Lead  —  After a heated bidding war for the movie rights to the erotic lit sensation Fifty Shades of Grey, Universal got to work on developing an adaptation.  And while they searched for screenwriters and producers, the internet exploded …

Jessica Alba In A Bikini: A Superficial Reminder to Jessica Simpson  —  Exactly one year ago today, Jessica Simpson tweeted this weight loss goal in which she aspired to look like Jessica Alba “after baby.”  With that kind of vague phrasing paired with a brand new reason …

Khloé Kardashian's Pregnancy Plan: A Baby to Keep Lamar Odom  —  Now that X Factor is over, Khloé Kardashian is focusing her attention back on getting pregnant in 2013 and saving her marriage to her basketball-playing husband, Lamar Odom.  —  “She wants to have a baby in hopes …

Julianne Hough Reveals She Was Abused ‘Mentally, Physically, Everything’ As A Child  —  Julianne Hough is ready to open up about her painful past.  —  The Dancing with the Stars pro turned big screen bombshell, who plays a domestic abuse survivor in the upcoming movie Safe Haven …

Hillary Clinton script has Hollywood buzzing  —  Hillary Clinton has gone Hollywood.  —  One of the hottest political screenplays in Tinseltown is about the outgoing secretary of state, and it's by a 39-year-old newcomer writer from South Korea.  —  Dubbed “Rodham,” Young Il Kim's screenplay follows …

Lil Wayne Gets “Baked” Tattoo On Forehead  —  Lil Wayne recently got a new tattoo on his forehead that reads “Baked”.  The tattoo is a logo from Baker Skateboards, which is a skateboarding company.  I guess this tatt shows exactly how serious Weezy F Baby is with skating!

Fourth Child on the Way for Amar'e Stoudemire  —  It was certainly a big year for Amar'e Stoudemire and wife Alexis, but 2013 may just prove to be their slam dunk.  —  The couple, who were engaged in Paris in June and tied the knot on Dec. 12 (12-12-12) on their N.Y.C. apartment roof deck …

Bristol Palin — Me & Tripp Need Protection from Ring-Popping Crazy  —  Me & Tripp Need Protection  —  from Ring-Popping Crazy  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Bristol Palin is begging for protection against an obsessed stalker ... claiming the dude sent her a creepy wedding proposal — complete with a ring …

Fashion bash rattles slopes  —  Wealthy residents of the exclusive Swiss Alps ski resort town of Gstaad got their mink fur coats all ruffled when design icon Valentino Garavani continued playing loud Madonna music late into the night at his New Year's Eve bash at his chalet.

Shakes were spiked, cops say  —  Two Placer County teenage girls were arrested for allegedly using drugged milkshakes to knock out the parents of one of the girls so they could log on to the Internet, Rocklin police said.  —  Internet access at the Rocklin home was routinely shut off at 10 p.m. …