Jenny Craig — We'll Pass On Kim Kardashian's Pregnant Ass  —  WE'LL PASS  —  On Kim K's Pregnant Ass  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Two major weight loss companies won't touch Kim Kardashian's “big fat ass” with a 10-foot pole ... TMZ has learned they have zero interest in signing the pregnant celeb to a Jessica Simpson type deal.

Zoe, Bradley in second split  —  “Avatar” star Zoe Saldana and “Sexiest Man Alive” Bradley Cooper have broken up again, Page Six has exclusively learned.  —  We're told that the Queens-raised beauty and “The Hangover” star Cooper split up before the holidays, which they had planned to spend together.

‘Twilight’ Actor Bronson Pelletier — PEEING in the Airport Terminal!!  [VIDEO]  —  [VIDEO]  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Bronson Pelletier can't deny it anymore — the ‘Twilight’ actor definitely took a leak right in the middle of LAX last month ... and there's video to prove it.

Justin Bieber — ‘Harassed and Stalked’ By Dead Photog  —  ‘HARASSED AND STALKED’  —  By Dead Photog  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Justin Bieber was stalked and harassed by the photographer who was killed while taking pictures of the singer's car on New Year's Day, and he lied about J.B. smoking pot ... sources connected with Bieber tell TMZ.

‘American Idol’ Returns: Mariah, Minaj and a Make-or-Break Moment  —  Fox execs reveal details in their fight to reignite TV's most important show as the diva skirmish backstage simmers on slow boil.  —  “There's something a little more romantic about Mariah Carey shouting, 'You're going to Hollywood! …

Britney Spears' ‘Toxic’ behavior let down ‘X-Factor’ boss Simon Cowell: source  —  Sofia Vergara's fiance is a buzzkill; Denis Rodman's ‘out of it’ at gay club; Lady Gaga's anti-bullying campaign gets added brain power; Rosie O'Donnell chows down on un-hearty meal

We're All Tamara Ecclestone  —  Well, we're all Tamara Ecclestone without the zillions of dollars of daddy's money, the $32 million London mansion, the lease agreement on a $125 million Holmby Hills mansion, the wonky nose job, the weave made from the manes of a dozen Arabian ponies …

Jessica Alba In A Bikini: A Superficial Reminder to Jessica Simpson  —  Exactly one year ago today, Jessica Simpson tweeted this weight loss goal in which she aspired to look like Jessica Alba “after baby.”  With that kind of vague phrasing paired with a brand new reason …

Krysten Ritter Pushing For 50 Shades Of Grey Lead  —  After a heated bidding war for the movie rights to the erotic lit sensation Fifty Shades of Grey, Universal got to work on developing an adaptation.  And while they searched for screenwriters and producers, the internet exploded …

Bethenny Frankel Is ‘Devastated’ Over End of Marriage, Says Source  —  Fans of their Bravo reality shows watched Bethenny Frankel and husband Jason Hoppy work through tough times in their marriage.  So when the couple announced their split on Dec. 23, many were left wondering, what was the final straw?

African Americans Turn Out in Force for Quentin Tarantino's ‘Django Unchained’  —  Debate over multiple uses of the N-word in “Django” doesn't appear to be dampening interest in the film.  —  Quentin Tarantino's Django Unchained — starring Jamie Foxx as a slave in the pre-Civil War South …

Shakes were spiked, cops say  —  Two Placer County teenage girls were arrested for allegedly using drugged milkshakes to knock out the parents of one of the girls so they could log on to the Internet, Rocklin police said.  —  Internet access at the Rocklin home was routinely shut off at 10 p.m. …

Hillary Clinton script has Hollywood buzzing  —  Hillary Clinton has gone Hollywood.  —  One of the hottest political screenplays in Tinseltown is about the outgoing secretary of state, and it's by a 39-year-old newcomer writer from South Korea.  —  Dubbed “Rodham,” Young Il Kim's screenplay follows …

Khloé Kardashian's Pregnancy Plan: A Baby to Keep Lamar Odom  —  Now that X Factor is over, Khloé Kardashian is focusing her attention back on getting pregnant in 2013 and saving her marriage to her basketball-playing husband, Lamar Odom.  —  “She wants to have a baby in hopes …

SOFIA VERGARA AND NICK LOEB PUT NYE SCUFFLE BEHIND THEM, SPEND THE DAY ON THE BEACH  —  Sofia Vergara and fiance Nick Loeb look as if they don't have a care in the world.  —  Hard to believe that just a few days ago on New Year's Eve, he was reportedly thrown out of a Miami club for fighting.

Lil Wayne Gets “Baked” Tattoo On Forehead  —  Lil Wayne recently got a new tattoo on his forehead that reads “Baked”.  The tattoo is a logo from Baker Skateboards, which is a skateboarding company.  I guess this tatt shows exactly how serious Weezy F Baby is with skating!

Fourth Child on the Way for Amar'e Stoudemire  —  It was certainly a big year for Amar'e Stoudemire and wife Alexis, but 2013 may just prove to be their slam dunk.  —  The couple, who were engaged in Paris in June and tied the knot on Dec. 12 (12-12-12) on their N.Y.C. apartment roof deck …