Miss Millennium: Beyoncé  —  This is the hottest woman of the past thirteen years  —  Beyoncé is ready to receive you now.  From the chair where she's sitting, in the conference room of her sleek office suite in midtown Manhattan, at a round table elegantly laden with fine china …

Here Is What Happens When You Cast Lindsay Lohan in Your Movie  —  Lindsay Lohan moves through the Chateau Marmont as if she owns the place, but in a debtor-prison kind of way.  She'll soon owe the hotel $46,000.  Heads turn subtly as she slinks toward a table to meet a young producer and an old director.

I QUIT, Y'ALL!!!  —  Britney Spears will NOT be a judge on “X Factor” next season — and it's entirely her doing ... TMZ has learned.  —  We have unimpeachable sources who tell us Britney loves the show but wants to focus on her music ... which she is doing right now.

Oscar Nominations 2013: Full List  —  “Lincoln” is leading the way to the 2013 Oscars.  This morning, the bio pic about the 16th president picked up 12 Academy Award nominations, including best director for Steven Spielberg and best actor for Daniel Day-Lewis.  —  Ang Lee's “Life of Pi” followed close behind with 11 nominations.

Lily Allen Welcomes Baby Girl Marnie Rose Cooper!  —  Lily Allen has a new reason to “Smile” — just-born daughter Marnie Rose Cooper!  The 27-year-old British singer and husband Sam Cooper became second-time parents when Allen recently gave birth to a baby girl in London, her rep confirms to Us Weekly.

Another Taylor Interruption  —  It's been four years since Kanye West stole Taylor Swift's spotlight at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards, but apparently the joke still hasn't gotten old.  Or has it?  —  While introducing the Best Country Artist, presenter Olivia Munn joked …

Charlie Sheen — Cuts $12k Check for Paparazzo's Funeral  —  Cuts $12k Check  —  for Paparazzo's Funeral  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Charlie Sheen is covering a huge chunk of the funeral costs for the paparazzo who died while covering Justin Bieber ... cutting a $12,000 check to the photog's family ... TMZ has learned.

New Justin Timberlake Album Entirely Produced By Timbaland Confirmed  —  Late last night, rumors swirled that a new Justin Timberlake record produced by Timbaland and featuring Jay-Z was slated to drop today.  —  Rumors no more, sources have confirmed that not only is that song going to drop …

Christopher Nolan in Talks to Direct ‘Interstellar’ for Paramount and Warner Bros. (Exclusive)  —  The ‘Dark Knight Rises’ director is negotiating to board the sci-fi project written by his brother and longtime collaborator Jonathan Nolan  —  With his Batman trilogy complete, Christopher Nolan has found his next project.

Rosario Dawson Bikini Pictures  —  I can't remember the last time I had Rosario Dawson on the site, I've never been her biggest fan, and it's been a while since she's been in anything.  But it looks like Rosario's landed one of my favorite roles: girl in a bikini at the beach.  I just hope there's a sequel.

Justin Bieber Sued By Ex-Bodyguard — He Punched and Berated Me!  —  Sued By Ex-Bodyguard  —  He Punched & Berated Me!  —  EXCLUSIVE DETAILS  —  Justin Bieber beat the crap out of one of his Israeli bodyguards ... and berated the former soldier after a disagreement ... this according to a new lawsuit.

La La sticking with Carmelo  —  Carmelo and La La Anthony have been living separately, sources say, but friends close to the Knick's wife say she'll stand by her man and won't split from the NBA star.  —  “It is true they haven't seen much of each other in the past few months,” says a friend of the couple.

Baby No. 2 for Elton John  —  Sir Elton John and David Furnish have welcomed their second baby via surrogate, sources tell The Post's Los Angeles correspondent Richard Johnson.  The couple are said to have had their second child with the same surrogate mother who bore their first son, Zachary, on Christmas Day 2010.

Steven Spielberg's ‘Robopocalypse’ Postponed Indefinitely (Exclusive)  —  The DreamWorks film, with distribution from Fox and Disney, was set to hit theaters in 2014.  —  Steven Spielberg's Robopocalypse has been postponed for an indefinite time.  —  The sci-fi action film from DreamWorks …