Lindsay Lohan : I Won't Be In Court ... I'm Too Sick  —  I Won't Be In Court ...  I'M SICK  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Lindsay Lohan is gonna be in a heap of trouble tomorrow ... we've learned she will NOT be in an L.A. court Wednesday as required, because she claims she's sick ... but pictures prove otherwise.

EXCLUSIVE: Baby on the Way for Alec Baldwin and Wife Hilaria Thomas  —  There's a baby Baldwin on the way!  —  In Touch can exclusively reveal that Alec Baldwin and his yoga instructor wife, Hilaria Thomas, are expecting a baby.  —  “Hilaria has told only really close friends and family she is pregnant …

First Look Inside Brandi Glanville's Shocking Tell-All: “Jaw-Dropping Revelations,” LeAnn Rimes, Plastic Surgery and More (EXCLUSIVE)  —  Brandi Glanville's never been one to hold back — but she's REALLY not holding back this time!  —  Life & Style has the first look inside the Real Housewives …

Jason London — Beaten, Arrested and Allegedly Crapped His Pants  —  Beaten, Arrested and  —  ALLEGEDLY CRAPS HIMSELF  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Jason London crapped himself in the back seat of a cop car Sunday morning ... minutes after the “Dazed & Confused” actor was punched in the face in a bar fight …

Melissa Gilbert Engaged to Timothy Busfield!  »  —  Credit: Theo Wargo/WireImage.com; Earl Gibson III/Getty Images  —  Little House on the Prairie meets thirtysomething . . . for love!  Melissa Gilbert is engaged to actor Timothy Busfield, a rep for Gilbert, 48, tells Us Weekly exclusively.

That's a bit hands on: Justin Bieber gropes young fan's breast as they pose up together during (very cheeky) meet and greet  —  He seems to be slowly turning his back on his young good boy image from when he first rose to fame as a youngster.  —  And now 18-year-old Justin Bieber seems …

Frank Ocean Fight Drama  —  Chris Brown may have some explaining to do .... for a guy who says he didn't do anything wrong in the brawl with Frank Ocean ... why is his punching hand in a cast?  —  Chris emerged from his house Tuesday in a hard cast over his right hand, covering his knuckles.

‘Teen Mom’ days are numbered  —  Jenelle scares MTV: Source  —  MTV appears to be pulling the plug on “Teen Mom 2.”  —  The controversial documentary series, which follows the adult lives of four women who became pregnant in high school, is shutting down production, multiple sources tell The Post.

‘Boy Meets World’ spin-off: Meet Cory and Topanga's daughter — EXCLUSIVE  —  Boy Meets World fans, meet your Girl: EW has exclusively learned that 11-year-old Rowan Blanchard will play the daughter of Cory (Ben Savage) and Topanga (Danielle Fishel) in the Disney Channel spin-off of Boy Meets World, titled Girl Meets World.

Whitney Houston's Brother — I Got Whitney Hooked On Crack  —  Hooked On Crack  —  BREAKING NEWS  —  Whitney Houston's brother says HE'S to blame for introducing the singer to drugs like crack cocaine back in the '80s ... not Bobby Brown ... and last night he came clean to Oprah.

Ben Affleck, Emma Stone, and Bradley Cooper on Vanity Fair's Hollywood Cover … It's one for the history books—more than 75 different stars were photographed for Vanity Fair's 19th Hollywood Portfolio, shot by Bruce Weber as the famed photographer's definitive tribute to the town.

Arnold Schwarzenegger — Sex Photo Reportedly Surfaces  —  SEX PHOTO  —  Reportedly Surfaces  —  BREAKING NEWS  —  Arnold Schwarzenegger has been thrust into a very belated sex scandal ... because there are reports that an old photo of a “young Arnold” performing a sex act has come to light.

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth: Secretly Married?  —  Slip of the tongue or simply getting ahead of herself?  —  Miley Cyrus has been engaged to Liam Hemsworth since May of last year, but in a recent interview, the bride-to-be refers to herself as already wed.

‘Longtime Rivals’: Anne Hathaway ‘Hates’ Katie Holmes  —  ‘Anne constantly makes fun of Katie behind her back’  —  Loading the player ...  After career-changing performances in ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ and now ‘Les Miserables’, Anne Hathaway is untouchable.

Ashley Judd Splits from Husband Dario Franchitti  —  Ashley Judd and Dario Franchitti are splitting after more than a decade of marriage.  —  “We have mutually decided to end our marriage.  We'll always be family and continue to cherish our relationship based on the special love, integrity …

‘Real Housewives of O.C.’ Star Arrested for PUNCHING A COP!!!  —  For PUNCHING A COP!!!  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  The daughter of “Real Housewives of Orange County” star Tammy Knickerbocker is behind the craziest DUI arrest of recent memory — after she allegedly rammed several parked cars while super duper drunk ... and then PUNCHED A COP.