Kim Kardashian — My Baby Shower Invite Is Better Than Yours  —  My Baby Shower Invite  —  Is Better Than Yours  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Just how over the top were Kim Kardashian's music-box baby shower invitations?  Really, really, really over the top — and TMZ has the first photo proof.

Justin Bieber — Talk About My Parties ... I'll Sue You For $5 Mil  —  Talk About My Parties  —  I'LL SUE YOU FOR $5 MIL  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Here's the good news ... Justin Bieber wants to invite you to one of his house parties.  The bad news ... if you talk about it, he's gonna sue your ass for $5 million.

How Brad Pitt Helped Angelina Jolie Heal After Surgeries  —  Talk about teamwork.  —  In the weeks surrounding Angelina Jolie's preventive double mastectomy and subsequent reconstructive surgery, her fiancé, Brad Pitt, served as her No. 1 support.  —  At the bustling home they share …

Leonardo DiCaprio chases Cara Delevingne for her phone number at Cannes  —  Leonardo DiCaprio's latest model target is Britain's Cara Delevingne — but for once he doesn't seem to be having much luck.  The actor, 38, begged the beauty, 20, for her phone number at Cannes, reports Life & Style.

Ellen DeGeneres & Portia de Rossi Drop $26.5 Million On Astounding Cali Mansion  —  DROP $26.5 MILLION  —  On Astounding Cali Mansion  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  It's the kinda house 99.999% of the world will never see ... let alone OWN — but TMZ has learned, Ellen DeGeneres and her wife Portia de Rossi …

Convicted Girls Gone Wild Mogul Joe Francis Breaks Silence: ‘Retarded’ Jury ‘Should Be Shot Dead’  —  One day after being found guilty of falsely imprisoning three women in his Bel Air home, the Girls Gone Wild founder in an exclusive interview railed against “mentally f—king retarded” …

Kate Middleton Plays Up Pregnant Bump at Queen Elizabeth's Garden Party: Pictures  —  Credit: John Stillwell - WPA Pool/Getty Images  —  Kate Middleton was the bright spot at Queen Elizabeth II's annual summer garden party on Wednesday, May 22 — in more ways than one!

JoAnna Garcia and Nick Swisher Welcome Baby Girl!  »  —  JoAnna Garcia and Nick Swisher are now the proud parents of a baby girl.  According to the Associated Press, Cleveland Indians first baseman Swisher, 32, was placed on paternity leave on Tuesday, May 22.

Madonna sends 16-year-old Lourdes on dates with a chaperone: poor Lourdes?  —  As Kaiser reported in April, Lourdes Leon is currently dating her schoolmate (from LaGuardia Performing Arts High School) Timothee Chalame, who also appears as the Vice President's son on “Homeland.”

Demi Moore's new boyfriend Will Hanigan has a PEARL in his family jewels  —  Brad Pitt's so committed to Angelina Jolie he skips sex scenes with others; Kim Jong-un misses Dennis Rodman's birthday.  —  Demi Moore met her latest boyfriend, Will Hanigan, in yoga classes.  —  They really are the family jewels.

Cash Money Records Releasing Paris Hilton's Long-Awaited Sophomore Album  —  People have been complaining about the unknown whereabouts of Beyonce's elusive fifth studio album since the Super Bowl, but the wait for Bey's next disc is nothing compared to the saga of Paris Hilton's sophomore album.

Sharon Osbourne to Rejoin U.K. ‘X Factor’ as Judge  —  The 10th season of Simon Cowell's music competition is set to return to ITV later this year with a second set of auditions.  —  Sharon Osbourne will return to the U.K. version of Simon Cowell's The X Factor for its 10th season later this year, TV network ITV announced Wednesday.

Rihanna to Chris Brown — How Could You Leave My Ass?  —  RIHANNA TO CHRIS BROWN  —  How Could You Leave My Ass?  —  Rihanna just gave ex-boyfriend Chris Brown a little taste of what he's missing ... her perfectly sculpted ass.  —  RiRi just posted an extreme close-up shot …

PTC Blasts Ke$ha For Drinking Pee on MTV Series  —  Ke$ha onstage at the 2013 Billboard Music Awards in las Vegas.

Fox Is Considering a Plan to Have Former American Idols Judge Next Season  —  Jennifer Hudson, Kelly Clarkson and Adam Lambert are all names being considered to judge next year's American Idol  —  There's a very real chance the next American Idol will be judged by a panel of former American Idols.

Canada's Ryan Gosling misses his Cannes film premiere - which got booed  —  The Cannes Film Festival is missing one of its biggest stars of this year's festival: Ryan Gosling.  —  The 32-year-old Canadian actor was unable to attend the premiere Wednesday of director Nicolas Winding Refn's film Only God Forgives.

Blake Shelton, Miranda Lambert Honor Oklahoma Disaster Victims on The Voice  —  Oklahoma native Blake Shelton drew on the comfort of his wife Miranda Lambert on The Voice Tuesday night as the couple opened the results show with a touching duet tribute to those affected by Monday's devastating tornadoes.

ACCUSED OF RAPE  —  EXCLUSIVE DETAILS  —  Jose Canseco is under investigation in Las Vegas after a woman filed a report accusing the former MLB star of sexual assault ... but Jose says it's all BS, TMZ has learned.  —  Law enforcement tells us ... the 48-year-old retired baseball player …