Kim Kardashian — My Baby Shower Invite Is Better Than Yours  —  My Baby Shower Invite  —  Is Better Than Yours  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Just how over the top were Kim Kardashian's music-box baby shower invitations?  Really, really, really over the top — and TMZ has the first photo proof.

Lil Wayne — We Signed PARIS HILTON to Record Contract  —  WE SIGNED PARIS HILTON  —  to Record Contract  —  BREAKING NEWS  —  Lil Wayne's crew just signed Paris Hilton to a record deal ... and she's planning on dropping a brand new album in the very near future!!

EXCLUSIVE: Inside Amanda Bynes' Drug-Fueled House Party  —  In Touch has obtained exclusive photos and information about a rager that Amanda Bynes threw in her NYC apartment.  —  As late-night revelers opened the door to Amanda Bynes' large but sparsely furnished NYC apartment for an impromptu party …

Justin Bieber — Talk About My Parties ... I'll Sue You For $5 Mil  —  Talk About My Parties  —  I'LL SUE YOU FOR $5 MIL  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Here's the good news ... Justin Bieber wants to invite you to one of his house parties.  The bad news ... if you talk about it, he's gonna sue your ass for $5 million.

Demi Moore's new boyfriend Will Hanigan has a PEARL in his family jewels  —  Brad Pitt's so committed to Angelina Jolie he skips sex scenes with others; Kim Jong-un misses Dennis Rodman's birthday.  —  Demi Moore met her latest boyfriend, Will Hanigan, in yoga classes.  —  They really are the family jewels.

ACCUSED OF RAPE  —  EXCLUSIVE DETAILS  —  Jose Canseco is under investigation in Las Vegas after a woman filed a report accusing the former MLB star of sexual assault ... but Jose says it's all BS, TMZ has learned.  —  Law enforcement tells us ... the 48-year-old retired baseball player …

Leonardo DiCatchAHo Is Losing His Touch  —  Leonardo DiCaprio used to be able to stroll into any modeling agency in the world, walk up to the wall of pictures, point to any model and say “I'll take that one, no need to wrap her up!”, and he'd get her.  But those days are coming to an end …

Convicted Girls Gone Wild Mogul Joe Francis Breaks Silence: ‘Retarded’ Jury ‘Should Be Shot Dead’  —  One day after being found guilty of falsely imprisoning three women in his Bel Air home, the Girls Gone Wild founder in an exclusive interview railed against “mentally f—king retarded” …

Kate Middleton Plays Up Pregnant Bump at Queen Elizabeth's Garden Party: Pictures  —  Credit: John Stillwell - WPA Pool/Getty Images  —  Kate Middleton was the bright spot at Queen Elizabeth II's annual summer garden party on Wednesday, May 22 — in more ways than one!

Madonna sends 16-year-old Lourdes on dates with a chaperone: poor Lourdes?  —  As Kaiser reported in April, Lourdes Leon is currently dating her schoolmate (from LaGuardia Performing Arts High School) Timothee Chalame, who also appears as the Vice President's son on “Homeland.”

Mum talked down Woolwich terrorists who told her: ‘We want to start a war in London tonight’  —  Exclusive: A cub scout leader confronted terrorists just seconds after they had beheaded a soldier asking them to hand over their weapons and warning them: “It is only you versus many people, you are going to lose.”

Rihanna to Chris Brown — How Could You Leave My Ass?  —  RIHANNA TO CHRIS BROWN  —  How Could You Leave My Ass?  —  Rihanna just gave ex-boyfriend Chris Brown a little taste of what he's missing ... her perfectly sculpted ass.  —  RiRi just posted an extreme close-up shot …

Rihanna's Denim Thong: A Discussion  —  This morning, Rihanna posted a photo of her butt in a denim thong on Instagram.  She later deleted the image, but not before the Cut's internal chat room erupted in debate.  Are denim thongs a crime against humanity?  Are they more like jeggings, or more like a skort?

‘American Horror Story’ Adds Emma Roberts to its ‘Coven’  —  She joins boyfriend Evan Peters in the third season of the FX anthology.  —  FX is welcoming another member into its coven.  —  Emma Roberts is joining the third-season cast of American Horror Story: Coven, The Hollywood Reporter has learned.

The Bachelorette's Meredith Phillips: My Battle with Alcoholism  —  Sitting down for an interview on a sunny afternoon in L.A., Meredith Phillips can't help but complain about those last 10 lbs. she'd like to lose.  As a former model and, most notably, the star of The Bachelorette in 2004, she'll admit she's a little hard on herself.

Fox Is Considering a Plan to Have Former American Idols Judge Next Season  —  Jennifer Hudson, Kelly Clarkson and Adam Lambert are all names being considered to judge next year's American Idol  —  There's a very real chance the next American Idol will be judged by a panel of former American Idols.

JoAnna Garcia and Nick Swisher Welcome Baby Girl!  »  —  JoAnna Garcia and Nick Swisher are now the proud parents of a baby girl.  According to the Associated Press, Cleveland Indians first baseman Swisher, 32, was placed on paternity leave on Tuesday, May 22.

How Brad Pitt Helped Angelina Jolie Heal After Surgeries  —  Talk about teamwork.  —  In the weeks surrounding Angelina Jolie's preventive double mastectomy and subsequent reconstructive surgery, her fiancé, Brad Pitt, served as her No. 1 support.  —  At the bustling home they share …

Ellen DeGeneres & Portia de Rossi Drop $26.5 Million On Astounding Cali Mansion  —  DROP $26.5 MILLION  —  On Astounding Cali Mansion  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  It's the kinda house 99.999% of the world will never see ... let alone OWN — but TMZ has learned, Ellen DeGeneres and her wife Portia de Rossi …