Lil Wayne — We Signed PARIS HILTON to Record Contract  —  WE SIGNED PARIS HILTON  —  to Record Contract  —  BREAKING NEWS  —  Lil Wayne's crew just signed Paris Hilton to a record deal ... and she's planning on dropping a brand new album in the very near future!!

EXCLUSIVE: Inside Amanda Bynes' Drug-Fueled House Party  —  In Touch has obtained exclusive photos and information about a rager that Amanda Bynes threw in her NYC apartment.  —  As late-night revelers opened the door to Amanda Bynes' large but sparsely furnished NYC apartment for an impromptu party …

Cannes: Ryan Gosling in the Bloody, Booed Only God Forgives … Only God Forgives (Solo Dio perdona) - Estratto... par SpaggyPalermo

Kim Kardashian — My Baby Shower Invite Is Better Than Yours  —  My Baby Shower Invite  —  Is Better Than Yours  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Just how over the top were Kim Kardashian's music-box baby shower invitations?  Really, really, really over the top — and TMZ has the first photo proof.

Demi Moore's new boyfriend Will Hanigan has a PEARL in his family jewels  —  Brad Pitt's so committed to Angelina Jolie he skips sex scenes with others; Kim Jong-un misses Dennis Rodman's birthday.  —  Demi Moore met her latest boyfriend, Will Hanigan, in yoga classes.  —  They really are the family jewels.

‘Love & Hip Hop’ Stars REVOLT Over Massive Contract Disputes  —  ‘LOVE & HIP HOP’  —  STARS REVOLT  —  Massive Contract Disputes  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Big trouble on the set of VH1's “Love & Hip Hop” ... TMZ has learned, the stars of the show are refusing to go to work …

ACCUSED OF RAPE  —  EXCLUSIVE DETAILS  —  Jose Canseco is under investigation in Las Vegas after a woman filed a report accusing the former MLB star of sexual assault ... but Jose says it's all BS, TMZ has learned.  —  Law enforcement tells us ... the 48-year-old retired baseball player …

Mum talked down Woolwich terrorists who told her: ‘We want to start a war in London tonight’  —  Exclusive: A cub scout leader confronted terrorists just seconds after they had beheaded a soldier asking them to hand over their weapons and warning them: “It is only you versus many people, you are going to lose.”

Court Issue lol  —  Soooo what happen was... Lol.  No but seriously so my mom wanted me to go with her on her vacation to Hickory, NC.  I was going there with Jace and my mom to see my older brother who lives there.  Now Hickory is 6 hours away from where we live!

Madonna sends 16-year-old Lourdes on dates with a chaperone: poor Lourdes?  —  As Kaiser reported in April, Lourdes Leon is currently dating her schoolmate (from LaGuardia Performing Arts High School) Timothee Chalame, who also appears as the Vice President's son on “Homeland.”

Leonardo DiCatchAHo Is Losing His Touch  —  Leonardo DiCaprio used to be able to stroll into any modeling agency in the world, walk up to the wall of pictures, point to any model and say “I'll take that one, no need to wrap her up!”, and he'd get her.  But those days are coming to an end …

Joe Jackson — Wade Robson Is Getting PAID TO LIE  —  Wade Robson's Getting  —  PAID TO LIE  —  Wade Robson is getting paid big money to destroy Michael Jackson's reputation with child abuse allegations ... so says MJ's dad Joe Jackson.  —  Joe was at the airport in L.A. Wednesday …

The Bachelorette's Meredith Phillips: My Battle with Alcoholism  —  Sitting down for an interview on a sunny afternoon in L.A., Meredith Phillips can't help but complain about those last 10 lbs. she'd like to lose.  As a former model and, most notably, the star of The Bachelorette in 2004, she'll admit she's a little hard on herself.

‘American Horror Story’ Adds Emma Roberts to its ‘Coven’  —  She joins boyfriend Evan Peters in the third season of the FX anthology.  —  FX is welcoming another member into its coven.  —  Emma Roberts is joining the third-season cast of American Horror Story: Coven, The Hollywood Reporter has learned.

Kate Middleton Plays Up Pregnant Bump at Queen Elizabeth's Garden Party: Pictures  —  Credit: John Stillwell - WPA Pool/Getty Images  —  Kate Middleton was the bright spot at Queen Elizabeth II's annual summer garden party on Wednesday, May 22 — in more ways than one!

Convicted Girls Gone Wild Mogul Joe Francis Breaks Silence: ‘Retarded’ Jury ‘Should Be Shot Dead’  —  One day after being found guilty of falsely imprisoning three women in his Bel Air home, the Girls Gone Wild founder in an exclusive interview railed against “mentally f—king retarded” …

Rihanna to Chris Brown — How Could You Leave My Ass?  —  RIHANNA TO CHRIS BROWN  —  How Could You Leave My Ass?  —  Rihanna just gave ex-boyfriend Chris Brown a little taste of what he's missing ... her perfectly sculpted ass.  —  RiRi just posted an extreme close-up shot …

Alex Rodriguez — $15 MILLION PROFIT in Miami Beach Mansion Sale  —  $15 MILLION PROFIT  —  in Miami Beach Mansion Sale  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  He might not be great in October, but Alex Rodriguez is CRUSHING IT in May ... 'cause the baseball star just sold his Miami Beach mansion for a $15 MILLION profit, TMZ has learned.

JoAnna Garcia and Nick Swisher Welcome Baby Girl!  »  —  JoAnna Garcia and Nick Swisher are now the proud parents of a baby girl.  According to the Associated Press, Cleveland Indians first baseman Swisher, 32, was placed on paternity leave on Tuesday, May 22.