Charlie Sheen — Farrah Abraham Is a ‘Desperate Guzzler of Douche Agua’  —  Farrah Abraham Is a  —  ‘DESPERATE GUZZLER OF DOUCHE AGUA’  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Charlie Sheen is FURIOUS at Farrah Abraham for allegedly leaking their private text message conversation — and TMZ has learned …

Lindsay Lohan Complained Betty Ford Was ‘Detrimental’ To Her ‘Safety and Sobriety’  —  Lindsay Lohan was desperate to get out of the Betty Ford Center from the first day she checked in and RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned that she was complaining to people that being there was “detrimental” to her “safety and sobriety.”

A Publicist Claims That Amanda Bynes Is Faking The Crazy  —  Publicist Jonathan Jaxson claims that he's one of Amanda Bynes' friends and he also says that he's the one who screamed for 911 on the night that she and her cry-for-help-wig were taken to jail after she threw a perfectly good bong out of her apartment window.

Justin Bieber Flirting With Miley Cyrus Was The Last Straw For Selena Gomez  —  Selena Gomez has already ended things with Justin Bieber for good, but recent snaps of the Canadian pop star flirting at a Hollywood nightclub with Miley Cyrus have her fired up and she's furious with him for trying …

‘Yeezus’ Leak: Kanye's Sixth Studio Album Creeps Online Early (PHOTOS)  —  What's this?  A “Yeezus” leak?  Indeed: Kanye West's sixth studio album, which was veiled in secrecy for months until West played it in its entirety for critics and associates on Monday, has made its way online.

Michelle Monaghan Pregnant With Second Child  —  Baby on board!  Source Code actress Michelle Monaghan is pregnant with her second child, a source confirms exclusively to Us Weekly.  —  PHOTOS: Celeb baby names — learn their meanings  —  The 37-year-old is expecting a baby with her graphic artist husband, Peter White.

Joanna Krupa Marries Romain Zago in $1 Million “Princess Wedding”  —  Joanna Krupa is living a fairy tale!  The Real Housewives of Miami star married nightclub owner and businessman Romain Zago “in a million dollar princess wedding,” her rep tells Us Weekly exclusively.

In Crazy Gun Attack on Ex-GF  —  WNBA legend Chamique Holdsclaw just pled GUILTY in that crazy attack on her ex-GF — where she FIRED A GUN inside the woman's car — but she won't spend a single day behind bars.  —  TMZ broke the story ... Holdsclaw — one of the WNBA's all-time greats — was arrested in Atlanta last year.

Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux ‘spend entire days at home’ naked  —  This is just a funny filler story in Star Magazine, but I could buy it.  Supposedly Justin Theroux loves to let it all hang out at home, and he's convinced Jennifer Aniston to join him.

Megan Fox's ‘hair started falling out in clumps,’ she was ‘bawling at the salon’  —  This story about Megan Fox's recent salon visit is the stuff my nightmares.  I'm very attached to my long hair and I would be mortified if this happened, so I'm feeling rather sorry for a woman I would otherwise point and laugh at.

Debbie Rowe Won't Seek Guardianship of Paris Jackson — For Now  —  Won't Seek Guardianship  —  Of Paris ... For Now  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Debbie Rowe is NOT at odds with Paris Jackson's guardians, Katherine Jackson and TJ Jackson — and she will not try to wrestle guardianship away unless …