Simon Cowell is expecting a baby with Lauren Silverman, who is married to his close friend Andrew Silverman  —  Simon Cowell has changed a lot of lives on American Idol, The X Factor, and Britain's Got Talent — but he's about to undergo the most life-changing experience of all: fatherhood.

Lindsay Lohan — Out of Rehab, Headed to Sober Coach  —  OUT OF REHAB  —  Headed for Sober Coach  —  EXCLUSIVE DETAILS  —  90 plus days in rehab didn't make Lindsay Lohan modest — 'cause she wasted no time showing off her legs moments after leaving Cliffside Tuesday afternoon.

Jodie Sweetin — ‘I Am Absolutely NOT in Rehab’  —  'I'M ABSOLUTELY NOT IN REHAB'  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Jodie Sweetin is adamant ... she's NOT currently being treated in a rehab facility — but tells TMZ she currently WORKS at one.  —  We spoke to the former “Full House” star …

MasterChef Finalist Josh Marks Arrested in Violent Confrontation — Claims He's God  —  MASTERCHEF FINALIST JOSH MARKS  —  ARRESTED IN VIOLENT ASSAULT, CLAIMS HE'S GOD  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  A top contender on “MasterChef” had a bizarre, violent encounter with cops in Chicago …

Anthony Weiner intern reveals why she, fellows joined New York mayoral campaign  —  Says Olivia Nuzzi: Several of my friends sent me links to the same online ad for the Weiner campaign, seeking applications for internships.  They thought it would be educational and entertaining.

Justin Bieber — REJECTED by NYC Nightclub  —  REJECTED  —  By NYC Nightclub  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Poor little Justin Bieber wanted to party his face off Monday night ... but His Douche-ness was brutally shot down by one NYC nightclub ... because he's still a baby in bar years (i.e. under 21).

Usher & Cee Lo Green's Exes Dishing Dirty Secrets, In Talks For Reality TV Show  —  Two of the top judges on NBC's hit talent show The Voice are about to be judged themselves — by their ex-wives who are ready to spill all their dirty secrets on a new reality TV show.

Gwyneth Paltrow On Bad Cleanse Experience: It “Left Me Hallucinating After 10 Days”  —  It's no secret that Gwyneth Paltrow is a fan of diet and exercise trends — but one that she tried in her 20s came at a high cost: “hallucinating after 10 days.”  —  “I've done juice cleanses in the past …

Secret Sex Tape: Monica Lewinsky Caught On Explicit Recording Telling Bill Clinton, ‘I Could Take My Clothes Off...’  —  A sex tape that Monica Lewinsky recorded for Bill Clinton at the height of their scandalous affair has leaked, during which the former White House intern is heard planning …

Selena Gomez Earns First No. 1 on Billboard 200  —  “Stars Dance” bumps Jay Z's “Magna Carta” from the top spot; On Digital Songs chart, One Direction scores big debut  —  This week, Selena Gomez collects her first No. 1 title on the Billboard 200 with the arrival of “Stars Dance.”

Matt Damon on Getting Buff for Elysium  —  Shaving his head was easy.  But getting into super human shape for his role in Elysium was another story for Matt Damon.  —  “It was really hard because I love to eat and drink!”  Damon, 42, told PEOPLE on Tuesday at a special New York screening of the sci fi film hosted by 2(X)IST Watches.

Oprah Winfrey, Forest Whitaker Talk Lee Daniels' The Butler, Racism, and the N-word  —  “People need to see this movie,” says Oprah of Lee Daniels' The Butler, which raises questions about race in America  —  In this weekend's issue, Parade features a very personal conversation with Forest Whitaker …

Paul Haggis Pens Open Letter Praising Leah Remini's ‘Brave’ Break With Scientology  —  The screenwriter, who left the Church in 2005, writes that he was surprised how quickly “Leah was attacked by her celebrity ‘friends’ who were disparaging her character.” … PHOTOS: Katie, Nicole and Now Leah: 7 Stars Who Quit Scientology

Peep show: Kristen Stewart flashes her bra in low cut vest as she takes her new pet pooch out to lunch  —  Kristen Stewart decided to make a style statement by flashing her bra as she headed out for lunch with her new pet pooch.  —  The 23-year-old actress was spotted walking the new dog in Los Angeles on Sunday.

Miley Cyrus Talks Britney Spears Friendship: 'It's Good To Have That One Person In My Life Who Gets It' (EXCLUSIVE)  —  It's tough making the transition from family-friendly youngster to an adult in the public eye, something Miley Cyrus - who has been blasted for her latest raunchy video - knows all too well.

September Cover Star Amber Heard on Sex in Cinema & Evading the Media  —  Blouse, $1,050, The Row.  Skirt, $495, A.L.C. (worn throughout).  Belt, Salvatore Ferragamo; rings, Vhernier (worn throughout).  Photo by Kurt Iswarienko; Styling by Erin Walsh  —  Amber Heard drives a powder-blue 1968 Ford Mustang.

American Hustle trailer: Christian Bale, Bradley Cooper, Jennifer Lawrence  —  David O Russell's American Hustle has premiered its first trailer.  —  Christian Bale and Russell's Silver Linings Playbook stars Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lawrence feature in the crime drama …

Hot Slut Of The Day!  —  The NSFW Crazy Rhubarb Lady!  —  If the minds of Trey Parker and Matt Stone and the mind of John Waters violently humped each other raw, they'd create this human strawberry in a dusty, garage sale wig.  This joy to the world is serious about her rhubarb …