Lindsay Lohan — Crap ... My Stolen Computer Has My Naked Photos!  —  CRAP ... MY STOLEN COMPUTER HAS NAKED PHOTOS!  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  You want to see Lindsay Lohan naked?  That's what she's afraid of ... because we know what's in her stolen computer.  —  Lindsay claims her computer …

This Week's Cover: David Fincher shoots ‘Gone Girl’ EW cover with Ben Affleck  —  When Entertainment Weekly approached Twentieth Century Fox about getting an exclusive inside look at the making of Gone Girl, an adaptation of Gillian Flynn's 2012 smash best-selling novel due in theaters Oct. 3 …

Emily Maynard Is Engaged to Tyler Johnson!  “We're Really Excited,” She Gushes  —  Emily Maynard may just get her happy ending after all!  The Bachelorette alum, who looked for love not once but twice on ABC's reality competition, is engaged to marry boyfriend Tyler Johnson, she confirms to Us Weekly exclusively.

NEWS/ Real Housewives of New York City Gets March Premiere Date, New Cast Member: See the Trailer and Meet Kristen Taekman Here!  —  The Real Housewives of New York City is back for season six on Bravo and there's a new face in the Big Apple.  Oh, the drama!

Mady and Cara Gosselin: Our Mom Is Annoying!  —  Over the years, Kate Gosselin has hardly shied away from sharing the details of her life - that includes everything from her hair extensions, to potty-training her sextuplets, to her acrimonious divorce from Jon Gosselin.

Young Jeezy — I Didn't Hurt My Son ... My Baby Mama's a Bitch  —  I DIDN'T HURT MY SON MY BABY MAMA'S A BITCH  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Young Jeezy says he did NOT brutalize his son and make terroristic threats against him ... and claims the whole thing was a set up by his loathsome, greedy, gold digging baby mama who got him arrested.

Cougar Attack!  Madonna's NEW Boy Toy Revealed — Just Weeks After Break-Up From Brahim Zaibat  —  That was fast!  Less than one month after Madonna announced her split from boy toy Brahim Zaibat, RadarOnline.com can exclusively reveal that she's already moved on with another hunk who's just as young and just as studly.

Candace Cameron Bure Defends Her “Submissive Role” With Husband: “I Want Him to Lead”  —  In Candace Cameron Bure's household, her husband is the one in charge.  In her new book, Balancing It All: My Story of Juggling Priorities and Purpose, the Full House alum says she has a “submissive role” to her husband, Valeri Bure.

‘Saturday Night Live’ Adds Two African-American Female Writers (Exclusive)  —  LaKendra Tookes and Leslie Jones, who were discovered during the sketch show's recent auditions, will join the series Monday.  —  LaKendra Tookes and Leslie Jones  —  Saturday Night Live is not only adding …

Michelle Rodriguez — Drunken Courtside Party with Model Cara Delevingne  —  DRUNKEN COURTSIDE PARTY  —  With Model Cara Delevingne  —  Michelle Rodriguez upstaged the NY Knicks from her courtside seats by drunkenly posing for ridiculous selfies ... and snuggling up to smoking hot model Cara Delevingne.

‘Paul Blart: Mall Cop’ Sequel Finds a Director (Exclusive)  —  Kevin James, who also co-wrote the script, will again star as the milquetoast security guard.  —  Andy Fickman is in talks to direct a sequel to Paul Blart: Mall Cop for Sony Pictures.  —  The director will be the new addition …

Honey Boo Boo Family Injured in Bad Car Accident … VENEZUELAN SOAP STAR  —  MURDERED  —  Daughter Survives Vicious Attack

Unbe-weave-able!  The Hairy Truth Behind Kim Kardashian's Shocking Bald Patches REVEALED  —  Kim Kardashian says she's already gotten her body back nearly seven months after giving birth to daughter North West.  But what about her pre-baby mane?  New candid photos of the Keeping …

NEWS/ Alexander Skarsgård Poses Fully Nude After Reaching the South Pole in Antarctica  —  Public nudity is nothing new for Alexander Skarsgård, who took it all off for the True Blood sixth season finale.  And yet, that didn't stop the Swedish actor from stripping down yet again in mid-December.

4 Reasons Katie Couric Loved Interviewing Sarah Jessica Parker for InStyle  —  For our February cover story, on newsstands Friday, the one and only Katie Couric interviewed Sarah Jessica Parker—and had a blast doing it!  Over a light meal (Parker had yellowtail sashimi; Couric tea) …

NEWS/ Lily Tomlin Married Partner of 42 Years Jane Wagner on New Year's Eve  —  Lily Tomlin is a married woman!  —  The 74-year-old actress and comedian married her partner of 42 years Jane Wagner on New Year's Eve in a private ceremony in Los Angeles, Tomlin's rep confirms to E! News.