Lady Gaga — Lets Some Girl VOMIT ON HER During SXSW Show  —  VOMITED ON  —  During SXSW Show  —  YOU GOTTA SEE THIS!!!  —  Lady Gaga's antics are sometimes vomit inducing, but this is ridiculous ... last night at her SXSW show, she actually let some chick VOMIT ALL OVER HER while she performed.

Kate Middleton and Prince Harry's Girlfriend Cressida Bonas “Aren't a Natural Fit,” But Duchess Is Supportive  —  Future royal sister-in-laws?  Kate Middleton and Cressida Bonas may not have a lot in common, but they both certainly know how to land a prince.

'That's controversial!'  Justin Bieber gets a new tattoo stealing famous image by Banksy... and the street artist is not impressed  —  Another day, another tattoo for heavily inked Justin Bieber - but this time his skin art may land him in some hot water.  —  On Wednesday, the 20-year-old …

SCARLETT JOHANSSON ON ‘CAPTAIN AMERICA’ DIET & WEDDING PLANS  —  Scarlett Johansson has an enviable shape as Marvel's Black Widow.  —  While her character is mysterious, sexy and intriguing, the stunning star says the secret behind getting in Natasha Romanoff-shape is far less interesting.

‘Celebrity Apprentice’ — Geraldo Rivera, Kate Gosselin Among the New Contestants  —  “Celebrity Apprentice” is still weeks away from announcing its latest contestants, but TMZ spies have come through again ... with a list of celebs who will be duking it out this season.

Playboy Hottie — Golfer Teed Up On My Ass And Hurt Me Bad  —  GOLFER TEED UP ON MY ASS  —  And Hurt Me Bad  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  A hot chick is suing Playboy and a golfer for coming up with a cockamamie stunt — placing a golf tee in her butt and then trying to drive a ball off of it.

NEWS/ Lena Dunham to Quit Acting?  Girls Star Clears Up the Rumors  —  Lena Dunham set off a firestorm of headlines this week when it was revealed that she apparently told Glamour magazine that she was thinking about leaving acting.  —  “I don't know if I'm going to want to act anymore,” the Girls creator and star told the mag.

Michael Lohan — GF Kate Major Busted for DUI After Domestic Brawl  —  Call it the rematch ... Michael Lohan and Kate Major had another blowout fight tonight — but this one ended with her in handcuffs for DUI ... TMZ has learned.  —  Michael claims they were in a nasty argument at their home …

I'M GONNA BE ON 'CELEBRITY APPRENTICE!!!  —  He's already been axed by the Cowboys, Eagles & Bengals .. but now Terrell Owens is gonna have a chance to be FIRED BY DONALD TRUMP ... 'cause he's gonna be on “Celebrity Apprentice,” TMZ Sports has learned.  —  Sources tell us …

Zoe Saldana: “I've Let Myself Go” After the Wedding, “Haven't Been to the Gym”  —  Newlywed bliss!  After secretly tying the knot last June, Zoe Saldana has made the most of this past year by enjoying the life of a newlywed.  In the latest issue of Net-a-Porter, the 35-year-old actress …

Cher Lloyd premieres new single ‘Sirens’ - listen  —  Cher Lloyd has premiered her new single.  —  The star will release ‘Sirens’ as the second cut to be lifted from her forthcoming new album Sorry I'm Late.  —  Lloyd premiered the track on US radio station Sirius XM this morning (March 14).

Lindsay Lohan's 2 Broke Girls Taping Was A Damn Disaster  —  Although Lindsay Lohan's brain grades on the same curve as a lazy dog trainer, so the fact that she ever showed up at all means she gets 3 gold stars and a home-made ribbon from White Oprah that says “YOU DID IT!” in glitter glue and craft feathers.