Glenn Close and third husband quietly divorce  —  Glenn Close has quietly divorced her husband of nine years, David Shaw, Page Six has exclusively learned.  —  The actress, who wed venture capitalist Shaw in Maine in 2006, is returning to New York to focus on her enduringly successful acting career.

Kim Zolciak Suffers Paralyzing Stroke — But Feeling is Back  —  SUFFERS PARALYZING STROKE  —  But Feeling is Back  —  BREAKING NEWS  —  Kim Zolciak suffered a stroke that left her temporarily partially paralyzed and unable to speak ... hours after appearing on “Dancing with the Stars.”

Man Builds ‘Dog Train’ To Take Rescued Pups Out On Little Adventures  —  Eugene Bostick may have officially retired about 15 years ago, but in some ways that was when his most impactful work began.  —  Not long after, he embarked on a new career path of sorts — as a train conductor for rescued stray dogs.

Victoria Beckham Lets Loose at London Store Party — But No, She Didn't Pee Her Pants!  —  Victoria Beckham didn't pee her pants, she just had fun!  All the details from her London store's party here.  —  Posh is still posh, y'all — she just had a little fun!

James Middleton Splits From Girlfriend Donna Air After Two Years Together: Details  —  Royal brother-in-law James Middleton is back on the market.  The businessman and younger brother of the Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton has split from his girlfriend of two years, Donna Air, a Middleton family source confirms to Us Weekly.

Jewel Details Romance with Sean Penn: He Said ‘It Would Be Impossible Not to Fall in Love with Me’  —  After Madonna and before Charlize Theron, Sean Penn worked hard for Jewel's heart.  —  The singer, 41, details her short-lived relationship with the actor, 55, in her new book, Never Broken: Songs Are Only Half the Story, out now.

Usher and Longtime Girlfriend Grace Miguel Secretly Marry, Jet Off to Cuba for Honeymoon!  —  Surprise!  Usher is a married man.  The “U Got It Bad” crooner and girlfriend Grace Miguel secretly wed prior to jetting off to Cuba for their honeymoon over Labor Day weekend, Us Weekly can confirm.

Miley Cyrus Moves to the Same Street as Kim Kardashian and Kanye West  —  Knock, knock!  Miley Cyrus recently moved to a seven-bedroom house on the same street as Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's Hidden Hills, Calif., abode, a source reveals in the new issue of Us Weekly.  —  PHOTOS: Miley then and now

South Park Rapes & Kills Canadian Donald Trump & Slams Caitlyn Jenner — See The NSFW Images HERE!  —  That was a doozy!  —  Last night's South Park episode tackled the whole Donald Trump thing and finally showed Caitlyn Jenner after only referring to her in the previous episode!

‘The Walking Dead’ Casts Key Comic Character Jesus  —  ‘Luck’ alum Tom Payne will take on the role and first appear in season six.  —  AMC's The Walking Dead is poised to introduce another key comic book character.  —  Luck alum Tom Payne has joined the cast of the zombie drama based …

Kyrie Irving — I Knocked Up Texas Beauty Queen!!!  —  Kyrie Irving is convinced he's gonna be a dad — and the baby mama is a SMOKIN' HOT former Texas beauty queen ... this according to court docs obtained by TMZ Sports.  —  The Cleveland Cavaliers star filed court docs in Texas saying …

Blake Talks Divorce, Sings Tortilla With The Raging Idiots  —  It's always unpredictable when Blake Shelton stops by, but there's one thing for sure — he always mentions his love for Bobby.

Drama in the skies before Bar Refaeli's wedding  —  When supermodel Bar Refaeli ties the knot in a lavish star-studded ceremony in northern Israel Thursday night, the main drama could play out in the skies overhead.  —  Hoping to avoid the peeping gaze of paparazzi, Refaeli …

First episode of millennial ‘Muppets’ shows a brand new Kermit, Fozzie and friends  —  From their earliest days of black-and-white videos to “Saturday Night Live,” from the beloved movies and “Muppet Show” to “Muppet Babies” and the most recent Disney movies, The Muppets sure have seen a lot of incarnations.

LOOK OUT, HERE COMES ADELE  —  New Album, New Deal, New Fleet of TV Looks Set to Dominate Q4  —  The long-awaited return of XL/Columbia's Adele is slated for 11/20, and is naturally expected to have a seismic impact on the remainder of the year.  Expect the leadoff single to drop in the first or second week of November.

Kim, Khloe and Kris — Trek to San Diego for Cancer Test (PHOTO)  —  KIM, KHLOE AND KRIS  —  Trek to San Diego  —  FOR CANCER TEST  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Kim and Khloe Kardashian, along with mama Kris Jenner, took a trip to San Diego Tuesday to get tested to see if they carried a genetic cancerous gene.